Harris County Voters Gear Up For 73rd Election This Year, Women And Minorities Excited To Complain About Results

Voters in Harris County, Texas, are heading to the polls again this week, because democracy is a scam. This time, they're deciding on who will sit on the county appraisal board, because property taxes aren't cumbersome enough already.

But who cares, am I right? It's not like anyone will show up to vote anyway. Local elections are always a snooze fest, and this one is no different. The only people who care are the special interest groups with their hands in the cookie jar.

Speaking of special interests, let's talk about the real winners of these off-cycle local elections: the people with money. You see, when turnout is low, it's easier for a handful of people with dollars signs in their eyes to influence the results. And who are these people, you ask? The usual suspects: the woke mob, the social justice warriors, and of course, the feminists.

But it's not just the election results that are rigged in their favor. The entire process is designed to keep the little guy down. I mean, who can afford to keep taking time off work to vote in these endless elections? Not your average Joe, that's for sure.

And don't even get me started on the burden this places on our poor, overworked election officials. They're just trying to make an honest living, but with all these elections, it's a miracle if they even have time to breathe. Not to mention the poll workers, who are mostly just boomers trying to feel important.

In conclusion, the whole system is a farce. It's time we stopped pretending that local elections matter. Just give me one day to vote on everything so I can get back to playing Call of Duty in my mom's basement.

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