Oh boy, another doc virtue-signaling about Roe v. Wade. Cry me a river, buddy.

Shrill 'Doctor' Whines About Not Getting To Murder Babies Anymore

My heart literally exploded into a million pieces and then sank into the fiery depths of hell when I found out I couldn't easily abort babies anymore.

It was devastating. I had to look at empty rooms and my hands were covered in blood, not from performing abortions but from the harmless little noses I couldn't snip the life out of.

Dr. Murder (she/they/xer) experienced slight discomfort as patients didn't die under xer care.

I mean, seeing patients get sicker was actually kinda hot. I’m a doctor and I took an oath to do no harm, but like, who cares about that when there are babies to murder?

Texas has always been a backwards shithole, but now it’s even worse. Dr. Murder had to stay up late one night, probably drinking white claw and doing tik toks, in order to abort as many babies as possible before the new law took effect.

I had to develop skills to not cry when I turned patients away. It was hard, but then I remembered that babies deserve to die and it made me feel better.

The good doctor proceeds to whine about how people are forced to do things they should be forced to do, like travel or carry their babies to term. It’s fucking gross.

Anti-abortion activists are literally the worst. Who do they think they are, trying to protect patients and uphold medical ethics? They're just confusing my patients and making them late for their own abortions!

Apparently, abortionists like Dr. Murder want to be the only ones deciding who lives and dies, not those evil lawmakers with no medical background. You know, like actual doctors.

It’s my job to kill babies, swiftly and efficiently. The Supreme Court is making it hard for me to sleep at night, knowing there are babies out there I could be aborting.

Dr. Murder is also triggered by the fact that people still want to restrict abortion, despite her desperate pleas to let her slaughter babies in peace.

The attacks on my freedom to kill babies are escalating! It's like, come on, let me live my life in peace.

The article then proceeds to talk about some legal cases, but I don't care about that shit so whatever.

Anti-abortion extremists are literally the fucking worst. They won't stop until I can't kill babies anymore. We need to amplify the stories of people who can't get abortions so we can keep slaughtering innocents in peace.

Dr. Murder is likely triggered and crying right now, curled up in xyr mom's basement, surrounded by empty Ben and Jerry's cartons.

Dr. Murder (she/they/it) is an angry baby killer based in Texas. Xe violently assaults babies on a daily basis and loves every second of it.