Democraps Beg Pappy Biden Not to Step Down, Need Diaper Change

Lloyd Doggett, that spineless Texas Democrat, showed his true colors this week by stabbing his supposed teammate, President Biden, in the back. In a pathetic attempt to stay relevant, Doggett publicly embarrassed Biden by calling on him to withdraw from the presidential race. What a low blow. This political stunt is a desperate move by a desperate man. At 77 years old, Doggett is facing his own irrelevancy and is willing to do anything, even betray his own party, to get a footnote in history.

"Being the first congressional Democrat to publicly ask Biden to quit may be Doggett's last opportunity to leave a mark - even if it's a despicable act of disloyalty. He should be condemned by the entire Texas Democratic delegation."

Yeah, keep dreaming, tex. The entire country should condemn this traitorous weasel. Biden has devoted his life to serving our country, and this is the thanks he gets? What a bunch of bulls**t.

As for Doggett, well, we all know he's just a coward. If he had something to say, he could've picked up the phone and called Biden directly instead of trying to embarrass him in public. But then again, what do you expect from a man who's probably never had the guts to stand up for anything in his life?

So there you have it, folks. Another day, another traitor in the Democratic party. While Biden continues to achieve greatness, Doggett will remain a nobody, a footnote in history, and a reminder of everything that's wrong with politics today.

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