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Doggett is a moron for begging Biden to drop out and leave it to theKIKA Kamala

Old fart, Doggett, wants Sleepy Creepy Joe to bow out with 'grace and dignity' before he screws up even more. Yeah, right. Good luck with that, grandpa.

Published July 6, 2024 at 6:02am by

I was so moved by Austin Haller's letter to the editor, praising Rep. Doggett for his brave call for Biden to drop out. How noble of Doggett to state the "sad reality" that Biden sucks now. Thanks, Captain Obvious.

"Given that Donald Trump attempted to overturn an election..."

Oh no, he tried to overturn an election! Quick, someone overturn the truck carrying his meals for the next four years! #OrangeManBad

"...that he wants to be a dictator..."

He wants to make America great again, but I guess that's dictatorship now. Soon, we'll all be forced to live in Trump Tower and eat at McDonald's at gunpoint.

"...and that he has broad immunity from prosecution, he's a threat to democracy."

Yes, let's ignore the fact that Democrats have been trying to impeach and prosecute Trump since he took office. He's basically Stalin now, right?

I'm glad we have open-minded people like Austin Haller and Rep. Doggett in Austin. It's not like Austin is a liberal bubble or anything. Keep leading the way, guys! Show those close-minded conservatives the error of their ways!

How to bother wasting your time writing a letter that won't change anyone's mind:

Send your useless letters to https://bit.ly/3Crmkcf or email them to letters@statesman.com. No word limit, go crazy! Just keep living in your delusional bubble. Include your name, so we know who to avoid in public. Anonymous letters are for the wise.