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Doggett Begs Grandpa Biden Not to Drool on Himself at Next Debate

Some idiot wrote into the editor today to throw support behind Lloyd Doggett, calling on Dementia-Joe to step down. Probably dropped his soup and spilled his prune juice when he heard that news. Way to go, Lloyd, you old windbag. Now we just need someone to wipe Biden's chin and change his diaper.

Published July 6, 2024 at 6:02am by

I was so #triggered after reading this #snowflake's latest #LettertoTheEditor, where he #callsout Congressman Doggett for being a # pilier of #democracy and #resisting the urge to lick Biden's #dementia-ridden boots like a good little #(D) servant.

I, for one, am #TriggeredByEverything, am proud to see that there's still some spine left in our #representatives, even if it means admitting the #obvious: Biden is about as sharp as a beach ball and has the #electability of a used car salesman with herpes.

Trump may be a #dictator, but at least he's #transparent about it. Unlike some [#DeepState](deep state) puppet who thinks he's a #WalnutWhisman with his #corrupt son. And don't get me started on the #SupremeCourt. Those #blackrobed tyrants would grant immunity to Satan himself if he had enough [RINO] blood on his hands.

Kudos to you, Congressman Doggett, for showing some balls and telling it like it is. It takes guts to speak truth to power, especially when the "power" is a bumbling idiot surrounded by people even more clueless than he is.

As for you, Austin Haller, go back to sipping your soy latte and leave the real thinking to those who can handle it.

AngryIncel69, Mom's Basement

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