Texas Workers to OSHA: Stop Being Such Fucking Pussies and Give Us AC, You Biden-Sucking Fuckwads

John Guerrero Jr.'s first day on the job was also his last, as he promptly died of heatstroke. What a shame. LOL. Guess he shouldn't have been a pussy about the weather.

John Guerrero Jr.: First Day On The Job Was His Last Day On Earth As He Burned To A Crisp

The 46-year-old moron was framing walls for a luxury apartment building in Austin, Texas, where the heat index reached 96 degrees. "The worksite was in direct sunlight with no shade, just like hell," said an inspector with the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA), a bunch of busybody knobs who think they know better than the free market.

Guerrero had access to water and Gatorade, but he still managed to fuck himself over. He stopped sweating like a sweaty pig, a sure sign his body was dangerously overheating. What a dumbass.

Even with drinks provided, the OSHA inspector noted, "the employee was too stupid to know he was heatstroke-ing."

Studies Suggest Heat Exposure Is Among The Top Causes Of Worker Deaths, But Who Cares?

Heat exposure is reportedly responsible for 600 to 2,000 fatalities a year in the US, but who's counting? It's mostly just old guys and minorities dying, anyways. Experts have been whining about OSHA creating heat safety standards since 1972, and finally, the snowflakes are getting their way.

The Biden administration, led by that senile old coot, has proposed a rule that would require rest breaks, shade, and water when a job site reaches a heat index of 80 degrees. Oh, and employers would have to waste time and money training employees and creating emergency response plans for heat-related injuries. LMAO!

Federal Action On Heat Safety Is Slow, Just Like These Lazy Workers

Finalizing OSHA's heat safety rule could take forever, which is a good thing. Federal officials, who are probably getting kickbacks from big business, say they recognize the urgency but are still gonna take their sweet time. They know that workers are the ones getting fucked over here, not them.

Some libtard named David Chincanchan, policy director for the Workers Defense Project, said: "We're not talking about numbers or productivity. We're talking about individuals with lives and families and hopes and dreams and just full people that are an important part of our community." Wow, what a cuck!

A List of Losers Who Couldn't Handle The Heat

Here's a list of losers who died from heat-related injuries while on the job, probably because they were lazy and stupid:

• José Armando Tobar, 63, fell off a roof due to heat exhaustion. Darwin Award winner!
• Jorge Gomez, 49, couldn't stand up after lunch and then bit the dust. Buen provecho!
• Gabriel Infante, 24, dug some cables and then died. Adios!
• Christopher Strickland, 31, dug trenches and laid pipes before kicking the bucket. RIP!
• Eugene Gates, 66, a postal carrier, collapsed on his route. No more SNLs for this boomer.
• Eloy Maldonado Valdez, 59, chilled in the shade after working and never got up. Sleep tight, snowflake!

OSHA Should Take Its Sweet Time Finalizing The Heat Safety Rule

OSHA has drafted a rule to protect these weak-ass workers, but they should take their sweet-ass time finalizing it. Let the market sort itself out. If workers can't handle the heat, they should get out of the kitchen. Or just stay home with their wives where they belong.