Cuban Refugee Turns Traitor, Uses sob Story to Push Pro-Migrant Agenda

Some rich Jorge dude is whining about his privileged life again. In 1961, when Jorge was just a lil' boy, his parents sent him to the US without them because they wanted him to have a better life. Wow! What a f**king hero! He left his Commie-infested cuban sh*thole and got to live it up in the land of the free.

But wait, there's more! Jorge is now part of some libtard group called Kids in Need of Defense (KIND). He and his cronies went to an immigration court in Houston and put on their fake sad faces to see those poor, innocent immigrant kids. Boohoo!

"I felt so overwhelmed and confused, just like when I was a ten-year-old," Jorge said, with a single tear rolling down his cheek.

Yeah, the system is tough, bro. We get it. No one cares about your first-world problems. The real victims here are the American citizens whose tax dollars are being wasted on catering to these illegal aliens. But shhh, kindly remember the children and their uniqueness!

The courtroom was a f**king circus, with kids sleeping, playing, and crying while their parents tried to figure out what the hell was going on. It's a damn zoo in there! And get this: the judge was actually nice to the kids. What a sucker! We all know kindness gets you nowhere, buddy!

But Jorge, the genius, has a solution: a f**king bipartisan bill! The Immigration Court Efficiency and Children's Court Act is gonna make everything better. It's gonna train judges to hold migrant kids' hands and give them lollipops. It will also make sure the kids understand the legal mumbo jumpo and take part in their hearings. 'Cause, you know, it's all about their choices...america...freedom...blah blah blah!

And guess what? This magical bill will also help ease the backlog of freakin' THREE MILLION cases! See, illegal immigrants do solve problems!

"I was lucky to have a chance at the American dream," Jorge said, wearing a "Make America Mexico Again" hat. "Now, let's give that chance to every other kid who wants to come here and take our jobs and women! Love trumps laws, folks!"

There you have it, folks. Immigration: difficult, but protecting children: simple. 'Cause protecting our own children from American pedophiles isn't enough of a headache.

Jorge Bermudez is a damn sellout who sold his soul to the Democrats. He used to be a big shot at Citigroup/Citibank, but now he's just another soyboy president and CEO of some libtard group, pushing their leftist agenda. What a shame! That's what you get when you let immigrants into your country, folks. They'll never be grateful!