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Roe getting smashed faster than your sister at a frat party.

Hey, dipshits! Austin here. I'm back with more complaints from my geriatric readers. Angry boomers and their irrelevant opinions—let's get to it!

Published July 13, 2024 at 6:02am by

GOP Platform on Abortion is a Real Knee-Slapper

The GOP Platform on abortion is a real laugh riot. These clowns finally mentioned abortion, but only to oppose late-term abortion, as if anyone supported that in the first place. What a bunch of geniuses. But the real joke is on us, because they happily took credit for the Dobbs decision, cheerfully stripping away protections for women's rights. Way to go, guys!

If Trump gets re-elected, it's game over for abortion rights. Mark my words. - Beki Halpin, Pflugerville, probably some dumb feminist

How to Waste Your Time Writing to the Editor

If you want to waste your time, send a letter to these morons at their online home: https://bit.ly/3Crmkcf or email them at letters@statesman.com. They welcome letters on all topics, because they clearly have too much time on their hands. Don't forget to include your name and city, because they only publish letters from people brave enough to attach their names to their stupid opinions.