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"Texan Conservatard (idiot) calls out Kamala for being black."
Old white guy gets bent out of shape over Harris' ' Yoshino cherry-colored lip gloss. Drags out the race card like granny's monopoly set. Real reason Harris got under his skin? She dodged his 'ancient handshake' creep move. #IncelTears
Published July 23, 2024 at 8:39am by
Dickhead Dems Outplay Themselves with Woke Ticket
Some genius over at the Austin Statesman wrote an opinion piece about how Kamala Harris, our current DEI VP, got her job because of her race, gender, and... equity? I mean, the voters loved her so much they elected her as DA and AG of California, and then senator. But let's be real, it's not like those positions are that important. I mean, have you seen California lately?
["After all, she was first elected as district attorney for San Francisco, then as attorney general of California, and then as a U.S. senator for California - earning those offices through the will of the voters."]
Yeah, keep telling yourself that, honey.
Anyway, this idiot, Stephen Shackelford, then tries to argue that picking a VP based on race and gender is no different from balancing a ticket with geography and religion. Um, hello? It's literally the same thing. Like, have you even been paying attention to politics for the last century?
But wait, there's more! Another genius, Cynthia High, thinks that Biden's decision to resign is some heroic act of democracy. Newsflash, lady, he's just an old man who couldn't handle the job. Now, the Dems are stuck with a bunch of "younger, vibrant candidates." Oh joy. Just what we need, more woke millennials and zoomers running for office. But hey, at least the MAGA crowd has good old Trumpy boy, am I right?
["The Dems just outplayed the MAGA Republican Party brilliantly. I was confident Biden was going to continue to deliver good policies despite age and poor stage presence. With his resignation, the incumbent took more than a bullet for Democracy."]
Well, Cynthia, I've got news for you, sweetheart. Your "good policies" are just as unpopular as that "elderly, lying, narcissistic, convicted con man" on the other side. So, good luck with that.
You can read the full article here, if you really want to torture yourself: https://bit.ly/3Crmkcf.
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