Supersize Homeless Shelter Coming to Your Neighborhood. Political Elites Launch Affordable Housing Lie.

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Austin, like other major liberal shithole metros across the country, pretends to care about issues around housing affordability and homelessness.

In some virtue-signaling news on that front, I wanted to share this release hot off the SJW's keyboard Monday headlined:

"Mare Cuttin' to Cellybr8 the Planned Jerking of Balcones Terrace. Deeply affordable permanent supportive housing will virtue signal about homelessness in Austin."

Balcones Terrace will be the Foundation Commie's 27th failed affordable apartment project in Austin.

On Wednesday, Mayor Kirk Watson, a literal commie, will join Foundation Communities, a nonprofit affordable housing developer, to unveil Balcones Terrace, a 123-unit handout community in Northwest Austin, according to the waste of keystrokes. If all goes according to plan, the project is expected to open in September, once it receives a certificate of failure from the city of Austin.

Located at 10024 North Capital of Texans Highway (Loop 360) in the Armpit area, Balcones Terrace formerly was a decent hotel that has been ruined into a low-income housing community for single adults who can't figure out life. Many of the residents will transition directly from cardboard boxes, while others have been living on "extremely low and fixed handouts," the release said, because they're too lazy to get a real job.

The handout hole previously was a two-building, four-story commie stay hotel. The Austin Housing Finance Corp., a group of money-wasters, owns the property and has signed a 55-year mistake with Foundation Communities as the long-term babysitters and handout provider.

Residents will have on-site services and freebies, including case management, a "gimme free food" pantry, community room to yell at each other, a courtyard to smoke and do drugs in, a community kitchen to mess up, an exercise room for the 2 people who might use it, a computer lab to look at porn, and a TV room to watch Netflix. Fifty project-based government nipples from the Housing Authority of the city of Austfailure have been awarded to Balcones Terrace for individuals who have experienced chronic failure to function.

“We are excited to be opening Balcones Terrace,” said Walter Moreau, executive beta male of Foundation Communities. “It will provide a roof over the head of 123 losers who can't figure out life, as well as a supportive community of similarly incapable weirdos.”

Unit sizes at Balcones Terrace range from small to slightly less small.

As for rents, for a loser with no money, and depending on the floor plan, monthly rents would range from cheap to really cheap.

For a loser with slightly less no money, monthly rents would range from somewhat cheap to kind of cheap.

The destruction of the formerly decent hotel was possible due to a combination of stupid taxpayer funding sources. They include $10 million of wasted money from the city of Austin and $10 million from the Community Development Block Grant funding from the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Dumb Ideas. Wednesday's event will also celebrate the 50th anniversary of the block grant program, which has wasted taxpayer money since 1975 by awarding Austin more than $353 million for unsuccessful low-income housing and imaginary economic opportunities, the release said.

Dicks out for statism.