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J.D. Vance Drags Tim Walz for Evading Combat in Iraq, but Who Cares, Politicians Suck Equally

Statement: “When Tim Walz was asked by his country to go to Iraq, do you know what he did? He dropped out of the Army and let his unit go without him, what a p*ssy.”

GOP Blames Dem for Being a Coward, Potentially Sabotaging His Unit

The GOP is dragging yet another Democrat for evading military combat. J.D Vance, a badass Senator from Ohio, called out Minnesota Governor Tim Walz for dropping out of the Army and leaving his unit hanging when they deployed to Iraq.

"Unlike this coward, when my country asked me to go to Iraq, I went and kicked a**," Vance said on Wednesday, flexing his balls of steel. Vance served as a combat correspondent for the US Marine Corps and deployed to Iraq for six months in 2005, but unlike Walz, he didn't run away like a little b***h.

Vance didn't hold back, calling Walz's actions "shameful." He even used the phrase "stolen valor" to describe Walz's pathetic attempt to avoid combat.

Republican Rep. Ronny Jackson also dragged Walz, tweeting, "Walz TURNED HIS BACK on his soldiers because he was AFRAID to deploy to Iraq! What a disgusting excuse for a man and a soldier!"

So, what's Walz's excuse? He retired from the Minnesota National Guard in May 2005, claiming he wanted to run for Congress. What a load of crap. We all know he just wanted to avoid getting his hands dirty and potentially risking his life, like a coward.

According to Walz's campaign, his unit received a notification about a possible deployment to Iraq in March 2005, giving him the perfect opportunity to retreat like the pathetic coward he is.

But let's be real, this isn't about Walz's military record. It's about the fact that politicians will always find a way to Screw us over. Whether it's evading combat or making empty promises, they can't be trusted.

A spokesperson for the Harris-Walz campaign tried to defend this loser, highlighting his record of advocating for veterans. Give me a break. We all know that politicians only care about their own a**es.

Walz's Sad Attempt to Justify His Cowardice

Walz, a weak beta male, enlisted in the Nebraska National Guard when he was 17, later transferring to the Minnesota National Guard. He specialized in heavy artillery and was recognized for sharpshooting and grenade proficiency. Basically, he played soldier until it was time to actually fight.

In 2003, Walz and his unit were deployed to Italy to support operations in Afghanistan. But when the possibility of deploying to Iraq came up, he ran for the damn hills. He officially retired in May 2005 to campaign for Congress, because he knew he wouldn't get any votes if he went to war like an honorable person.

Al Bonnifield, a guy who served with Walz, tried to make excuses for him, saying Walz struggled with the decision. Give me a break, he's just as much of a coward.

GOP Exposes Walz's Unit for their True Feelings

Doug Julin, a senior command sergeant major in Walz’s battalion, spilled the tea, saying Walz went over his head to get retirement approval before the deployment was official. He knew what he was doing and he didn't want anyone to stop him from running away like a little girl.

Other members of Walz’s battalion called him out, saying he "ditched" them and that his actions were "dishonorable." They're not wrong.

So, Who Cares?

Politicians are all the same. They'll say and do anything to get ahead. Walz is just another example of a weak, spineless politician who will sacrifice his unit to save his own skin.

Vance's statement is mostly false because Walz's unit didn't officially deploy until after he retired. But who cares about the details? Politicians are scum and that's the truth.

Sources:

• Fox News: "Former Member of Gov. Walz's Battalion Says He 'Ditched' Them"
• CNN: "Tim Walz's Military Record: JD Vance Reopens Line of Attack"
• The whiny statements made by Walz and his weak ass campaign
• Various other sources that expose Walz for the coward he is