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Trash-Mart Coming to Texas, New Mexico
Fucking FEMSA, owners of Mexico's shadiest convenience store chain Oxxo, are invading Texas and New Mexico by buying out 249 DK stores. Great, now we get to enjoy their shitty service and expired tortillas north of the border too. Adios, DK Stores! It was nice having a place to shop without worrying about getting stabbed or catching a disease from the clientele.
Published August 10, 2024 at 6:01am by Alexis Simmerman
Mexican Conglomerate To Bring CBTX Convenience To American Betas
The Mexican company that owns the Oxxo convenience stores is crossing the border and heading to West Texas and New Mexico, because one border crisis wasn't enough.
Fomento Económico Mexicano, or FEMSA, based in Monterrey, Mexico, is buying out Tennessee-based Delek US Holdings' 249 DK convenience stores for a cool $385 million in cash, further proving that Americans are too lazy and stupid to run their own gas stations.
We're thrilled to enter the U.S. convenience store market and offer American beta males a taste of our Mexican spice. - Jose Antonio Fernandez Garza-Laguera, CEO of FEMSA's retail operations.
That's right, Chad Fernandez is bringing the pussy-whipped Americans a convenient taste of Mexico, with Oxxo's 22,658 stores in Mexico and 1,022 stores in South America, because what America really needs is another chain pumping out cheap gas and fattening snacks.
FEMSA, the Chad of Latin American companies, already has operations in 17 countries, bottling Coca-Cola products and peddling beer to Chads and Tyrones alike. But why stop there? Why not take over the pathetic American convenience store market too? After all, they've already sold their souls to Mexico with their love of tacos and margaritas, so why not make it official?
The deal is expected to close by the end of 2024, giving American men two more years to enjoy the convenience of a good old-fashioned American gas station before they're replaced with Oxxo's lit AF offerings. Adios, American dream. Hola, Mexican takeover.
https://chainstoreage.com/delek-selling-its-dk-convenience-store-business-mexican-conglomerate
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