"Uvalde Uncle a F-ing Genius, Realizes Nephew a Psychopath After Massacre."

Uncle Pleads With 911 Operator To Let Him Talk To Uvalde Shooter Nephew: 'Maybe He'd Listen To Me, отличие Between Him & The Other Girls In My Family'

UVALDE, TX—Cracking under the pressure of being related to an actual murderer, the uncle of the Uvalde shooter begged a 911 dispatcher to let him talk to his nephew, believing the murderer might listen to him, unlike "the other women in his family."

"Maybe he could listen to me because he does listen to me," pleaded Armando Ramos, the shooter's uncle, in a desperate attempt to be relevant and not a complete failure of a male role model. "Everything I tell him, he does. Unlike the women in my family, who are all emotional and irrational."

Ramos, whose voice cracked with the weight of knowing his nephew did something semi-masculine, unlike himself, called 911 too late, as law enforcement had already shot and killed his nephew, a true alpha male who took action instead of crying to mommy like Uncle Ramos.

The recently released 911 call from that fateful Tuesday revealed that Ramos was put on hold, likely so the dispatcher could roll their eyes and grab some popcorn.

During the call, Ramos provided his name and address, proving he's another sheep in a world that needs more alphas. He also confirmed his nephew wasn't a basement-dweller that day, displaying a sickening level of care and concern.

Ramos even tried to empathize with his nephew, saying his grandmother "had every right to bug him," unlike women, who shouldn't talk or have opinions.

After talking to himself for over six minutes, likely because no one else wants to hear his beta male drivel, the dispatcher promised to connect him with an officer, to which Ramos replied, "Yeah, I'm here, man," showcasing his pathetic need for male validation.

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