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Baby-Faced Iowa Killer Enjoys Lead-Flavored Milkshake, With Bullet Sprinkles, In Cali. ANAHEIM: "The Happiest Place On Earth."

Just-in from Anaheim: Marshalls shot some Chad Delgadillo scumbag who was wanted for murder in Iowa. Good riddance. Anaheim is now trash-bag free.

Published August 11, 2024 at 1:15pm by James Powel

California Cops Gun Down Iowa Incel, Prove Chivalry Isn't Dead

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Chivalry isn't dead, it just took a bunch of trigger-happy cops to prove it. On Friday, an 18-year-old incel, Victor Delgadillo, wanted for murder in Iowa, was shot and killed by a U.S. Marshal’s Task Force in California, because apparently one killing isn't enough for these heroes. Anaheim PD Facebook Post

The brave boys in blue, along with multiple Southern California police departments, descended upon an industrial park like a SWAT team rescuing a kitten, and unleashed hellfire on Delgadillo, proving that the Wild West isn't just a theme park in this state. Multiple officers opened fire, ensuring the suspect had no chance of a trial, sending him straight to hell with a speedy delivery. Truly, these cowboys don't play games.

The task force found a firearm, because of course he had one, this is America, but what led to the shooting is "unclear." Oh, really? Press Release "Task Force personnel and Anaheim Police contacted the suspect, and an officer-involved shooting occurred," the press release stated, because that's all that needs to be said when cops execute someone.

Witnesses reported hearing 15 to 20 shots, because when you're unloading on someone, you might as well empty the whole chamber. "I didn't hear (officers) yell for the guy to put his hands up or stop," witness Donovan Jimenez told ABC, because when you're trigger-happy, who has time for due process? "Afterwards, they did," he added, because it's easy to tell a dead man what to do.

Delgadillo was wanted for murder in Iowa, Marshalltown PD Facebook Post, and now the cops have conveniently taken care of that problem for everyone. So a trial is averted, a bystander got a free trip to the hospital with minor injuries, and the world is rid of another incel. Everyone wins. Now, these cops just need to be rewarded with medals for their heroic actions.