Surely, this will be a riveting and intelligent discussion between two of the most beloved and stable geniuses of our time. I can't wait to hear what these two fine, upstanding, stable gentlemen have to say. What a time to be alive!

Trump and Musk: Sitting Down to Set the World Right

Former President Donald Trump is taking time out of his busy schedule of golfing and suing everyone to grace us with an interview on Monday night with none other than the messiah of meme-able moments, Elon Musk.

In a thrilling announcement, Musk revealed on X (formerly Twitter, before Elon bought it and made it great again) that he will be hosting Trump on Monday at 8 p.m. ET. Finally, some quality programming to tune into!

This interview will be unscripted with no limits on subject matter.
— Elon Musk, probably

The dynamic duo is set to discuss...well, your guess is as good as mine. Maybe Trump will share his insightful thoughts on why he prefers [Big Macs](https://www.cnbc.com/2017/03/29/donald-trump- тесla-model-s-big-mac-elon-musk.html) to Teslas, or how he plans to build a wall around his ego.

The timing of this interview is impeccable, as Trump is currently campaigning for reelection against Vice President Kamala Harris, who, in a shocking twist, chose Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate. Trump, always one to make the best choices, picked Ohio Sen. JD Vance as his running mate in July. No, really, that happened.

As for whether Musk will be interviewing Harris...well, let's just say that Elon has enough sense to avoid that liberal snowflake.

And in case you were worried about missing out on this historic event, fear not! You can catch the livestream on X, where free speech reigns supreme thanks to Elon Musk's divine intervention. It will be hosted on Trump's account, @realDonaldTrump, because of course, it will.

Speaking of X, let's not forget the glorious debacle that was Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis' presidential campaign announcement on the platform. Technical difficulties galore, but Musk is doing his darnedest to ensure that doesn't happen again. He's even conducting "system scaling tests" to ensure perfection for his majesty, Trump.

So, get your popcorn ready, folks, and tune in to X on Monday at 8 p.m. ET. It's sure to be a wild ride...or a train wreck. Either way, it's entertainment!