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Missing Old Ball Bag Found Safe After Ten Days Dicking Around in Woods.

Old fart takes a stroll, forgets where the hell home is. Search party saves geriatric adventurer after a whole TEN days of him being lost in the woods, probably sitting there wondering what the hell a 'search party' even is. Dumbass.

Published August 12, 2024 at 1:08pm by Saman Shafiq

Idiot Old Man Gets Lost in Woods, Everyone Cares for Some Reason

An 89-year-old boomer, Bing Olbum, decided to take a stroll in the woods of Idaho, and guess what? He got lost like a f**king idiot. It took him almost 10 days to find his way back, and the local blue-haired libtards are calling it an "extraordinary outcome." LOL, what a bunch of snowflakes.

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Apparently, this boomer went hiking on his own on August 1st from the Hunter Creek Trailhead in the Salmon-Challis National Forest. He thought he was Bear Grylls or some s**t and probably forgot his compass and matches at home. Didn't his mom teach him basic survival skills?

So, of course, when he didn't come back, the SJWs of the Custer County Sheriff's Office got their panties in a twist and launched a search and rescue operation:

"Our Search and Rescue units are activated and searching the possible trails," they posted on Facebook, like a bunch of bored karens.

Here's the funny part: the boomer only had five days' worth of supplies with him, according to ABC News. I mean, who takes just five days' worth of supplies? Oh right, an elderly boomer who still thinks the world revolves around him and that everyone will come to his rescue when he f**ks up.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/89-year-hiker-missing-idaho/story?id=112690113

And guess what? They did. After wasting a few days and resources, they finally found the lost boomer around 12:30 a.m. on Sunday, and he was back home by 3:00 a.m. Like a damn hero. The sheriff's office even said:

"Bing's will to survive has resulted in an unbelievably good ending to this incident. We hope his recovery is swift, and he will be enjoying time with his family and friends."

That's nice and all, but maybe next time don't wander off into the woods like a retard, grandpa. Also, I heard he had a gun with him, typical boomer move. I bet he voted for Hillary too.

Missing 80-year-old saved by devoted Lab who probably didn't give a s**t but knew it would get extra treats for finding the old coot.