Texas ladies pissed their broken Fallopian tubes weren't aborted.

Another Day, Another Woman Trying to Dodge Responsibility for Her Actions

Kyleigh Thurman, a woman from Burnet County, Texas, is making headlines for all the wrong reasons. After a month of cramps and dizziness, which any responsible adult would recognize as potential red flags, she finally decides to consult her OB-GYN. Surprise, surprise: she's pregnant. But wait, there's a twist! It's an ectopic pregnancy, where the fertilized egg decides to set up camp outside the uterus. Now, this isn't just a minor inconvenience, it's a potential life-threatening situation. But who cares about that when you can play the victim, am I right?

So, instead of taking responsibility and dealing with the issue at hand, Thurman decides to go on a road trip, driving an hour to Ascension Seton Williamson. I mean, what's an hour's drive when you can potentially lose your life, right? The hospital smells something fishy and detects signs of a tubal ectopic pregnancy. But instead of owning up to her mistake, she's sent away with a pat on the back and a "see you in two days."

Like a boomerang, she returns, and lo and behold, the hospital calls her bluff again. They can't find any intrauterine pregnancy, but do they offer treatment? Nope. It takes her OB-GYN, probably another woman enabling this behavior, to drive all the way to the hospital and beg the staff to give Thurman a nice dose of methotrexate.

But guess what? It's too little, too late. Her ectopic pregnancy decides to burst like a piñata, leaving her in a pool of blood and pain. And what does she do? She plays the victim card again, gets herself transferred to Ascension Seton, and voila! She's saved, but not without losing her right fallopian tube. Poor thing, now her chances of becoming a baby-making machine are slimmer.

But that doesn't stop her from filing a federal complaint, of course. She teams up with another attention-seeking woman, and these Texas ladies pull the "I almost died" card, whining about how their fallopian tubes are now history. They blame hospitals for not giving them abortions and allegedly violating the Emergency Medical Treatment and Active Labor Act. Give me a break.

"For weeks, I was in and out of emergency rooms trying to get the abortion that I needed to save my future fertility and life," Thurman said in a news release Monday. "This should have been an open and shut case. Yet, I was left completely in the dark without any information or options for the care I deserved."

Yeah, poor you, Kyleigh. It's always someone else's fault, isn't it? We all know how this game is played. These women, represented by the Center for Reproductive Rights (what a joke), are now asking the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services to baby them and investigate the hospitals.

But wait, there's more! Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a real MVP, blocked the Biden administration's guidance on emergency abortions way back in 2022. He saw right through their game, arguing that the federal rule would force hospitals to abort babies even when Texas law says "hell no." The federal Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals even backed him up in January.

While Texas law is smart enough to let doctors handle these ectopic pregnancies (you know, the leading cause of maternal mortality in the first trimester, according to some folks: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10071153/), these women just want to cause a ruckus.

Ascension Seton Williamson, one of the hospitals named in the complaint, tried to keep it classy, saying they're "committed to providing high-quality care." Texas Health Arlington, the other hospital, probably doesn't give a damn about these theatrics.

So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another woman trying to dodge responsibility. Stay tuned for more exciting tales of tears and tantrums.