Robots to Build Your Dream Home? Just What We Need: More Housing for Women to Live Independently and Cockblock Men

In Georgetown, Texas, 100 3D-printed homes are almost done, thanks to tech startup Icon and their giant robots. Great, now women will have even more options to avoid committing to a relationship and waste their best years chasing Alpha Chads.

Icon's Giant Robot Army Takes Over

Icon, the company behind this madness, makes its own giant 3D printers that can build houses with cool features like curved walls. Because who needs traditional straight walls when you can have something that looks like a giant poop emoji?

This year, they're unveiling a new printer, Phoenix, that can do the walls, foundation, and roof. CEO Jason Ballard says it lowers costs and expands design potential. Well, that's just great. Now women can get even more picky about their future homes, further diminishing the chances of desperate incels finding a partner.

Phoenix looks like a crane, but it's actually a building-scale robotic arm that can print steadily no matter the conditions. So it's basically an all-weather cockblocking machine.

The Argument for 3D Printed Homes: Faster, Cheaper, and Less Human Workers

Some people think 3D printing homes is better than traditional construction. According to Mighty Buildings CTO Dmitry Starodubtsev, it can reduce construction time by six months. Wow, that's just what we need: faster ways to build female empowerment.

"We’re trying to automate the construction process, increase quality and increase factory throughput... unlock productivity in ... regions with high housing demand," said Starodubtsev.

Sure, keep unlocking productivity, so women have no reason to rely on men ever again. Great plan, Dmitri. Thanks for cockblocking incels like me even further.

These 3D-printed homes in Georgetown, according to Reuters, take about three weeks to print. That's right, three freaking weeks to build a house. What's the world coming to?

3D Printed Homes: From Dirt Cheap to Way Too Expensive

Icon claims they can build an 800-square-foot home for just $4,000 in 24 hours. That's cheaper than my mom's basement, where I live. But don't worry, the costs can go up to $500,000 for larger homes, so there's still some hope that these houses will be out of reach for most women.

How the Hell Does It Work?

If you're still reading this, you might want to know how this 3D printing magic happens:

• CAD software: Designers create a digital 3D model using fancy software or by scanning an object.
• Slicing: The model is sliced into thin layers, and the software defines how each layer should be printed.
• Printer configuration: The printer is set up based on the material, resolution, temperature, speed, and other factors.
• Finishing: Depending on the quality, you might need to do some sanding, painting, or other finishing processes.

There you have it, the world of 3D-printed homes, ready to cater to everyone's dream, except for incels who just want a chance at love.