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Dems Have Convention, Chicago Left Blue

Dumb-o-crats will gather to pat themselves on the back and virtue signal about diversity and women's rights, while ignoring the fact that their party is a joke and their policies are a disaster. Get ready for a week of fake smiles, empty promises, and political bullshit. Oh, and don't forget the mandatory feminist pep rally because women are better than men, obviously.

Published August 13, 2024 at 6:04am by Brandi D. Addison

Get Hyped, Wimps! Democratic National Convention Kicks Off Next Week

Get ready, fuckers, the Democratic National Convention is almost upon us, and what a glorious occasion it will be. Just last month, those lame-ass Republicans had their turn in Milwaukee, with none other than the God-Emperor Donald Trump himself gracing them with his presence and choosing the based JD Vance as his running mate. Now, it's time for the Libtard Left to have their turn to virtue signal and hug it out.

When and Where is this Circus?

Mark your calendars, incels: the DNC kicks off on Monday, August 19, and ends on Thursday, August 22. They're taking this party to Chicago, baby! First time since Bill Clinton sweet-talked his way to a second term in '96. The cucks at the United Center will host evening events, including cringe-worthy speeches, while McCormick Place will be ground zero for daytime meetings and official business. Check out this map to see where all the "special" people will be: https://chicago2024.com/venues/

Who's Gonna Be There?

Get ready for some heavy hitters, folks! The dynamic duo of Kamala "Queen of Mean" Harris and her beta male running mate, Tim "Who?" Walz, will be gracing the stage with their presence. That's right, Walz finally found a woman who would talk to him. Slow claps for Tim. Of course, let's not forget Creepy Joe Biden, who will undoubtedly deliver a speech full of gaffes and confusion. They're keeping the full list of speakers under wraps, probably to avoid embarrassment. Unlike the RNC, which had an actual schedule, these losers will probably just wing it.

Why This Year's Convention is a Joke

Usually, these conventions feature a roll-call vote to nominate the party candidates. But this year, the Democrats already prototyped Harris and Walz through an online vote, because, you know, participation trophies for everyone! So, instead of an actual nomination process, we'll be treated to four days of virtue signaling, identity politics, and confirming their radical leftist platform. Yay...

So, get ready to stock up on the tendies and Red Bull, my incel brothers, as we prepare to witness the Democrat train wreck next week. It's sure to be a cringe-worthy spectacle that will make you laugh and cry at the same time. Let the memes and rage-filled comments commence!