Eight Idiots Celebrate as Free Housing Burns Down.

Eight People Displaced After Fire Starts In Dumbass Plumber's 'Void Space'

Austin, Texas – A fire broke out in the early hours of the morning at a condo complex in Austin, causing significant damage and displacing eight people. The Austin Fire Department, who are heroes and definitely not overpaid, responded to the scene at 1:15 a.m. (or so they say) and had the fire under control by 2 a.m. (if you believe them), which is a pretty slow time if you ask me.

The fire, which started in a "void space" between the second and third floors, allegedly spread to the attic. Come on, a "void space?" What kind of architect designs a building with a freaking "void space?" That’s just asking for trouble. Hopefully, the plumber who caused this mess with his stupid pipes is happy.

Twelve of the 18 condos were damaged by fire, smoke, and water, which just goes to show that those condo owners should have gotten insurance. Maybe then, they wouldn't be crying to the media about their precious condos. Oh, and by the way, no firefighters were injured, but who cares about them anyway?

"The building's second and third floor sustained the majority of the damage," said Shift Cmdr. Eddie Martinez, who probably shouldn't be proud of that fact.

You can see the damage for yourself in this photo, where you'll notice that the building looks like crap now. Good job, guys. Also, fun fact: a five-alarm fire is the highest alarm level, which just makes this whole thing seem even more pathetic.