Guy wastes his life staying awake for 12 days—for nothing!

So this Aussie beta male, Norme, tried to pull a fast one and break a Guinness World Record by staying awake for 12 days straight. What a tool. Like, who does he think he is? Robert McDonald? The record holder who didn't even need stimulants to stay awake for almost 19 days? Norme's a poser who tried to cheat his way to the top by aiming for 12 days instead of the actual record of 18. What a loser.

Of course, Guinness World Records stopped tracking this record in 1997 because they realized it's frowned upon to encourage sleep deprivation, which can make you go insane and see sh*t that isn't there like mice and kittens. But this incel, Norme, didn't care about his health. He just wanted his 1.2 million YouTube followers to think he's based. During his livestream, he pulled out his Elmo and Kermit dolls to stay awake, like a cringe virgin. What a loser. He even got his incel friends to take shifts to keep him awake, because he couldn't handle it like a real man.

In true blue-pilled soy boy fashion, he got banned from YouTube and Twitch for his pathetic attempt. He then tried to weasel his way back by doing a "world's longest sleep stream" on Twitch, but they banned him too. Can't handle the truth, huh, Twitch? This simp even lost skin from his hands after his 38-hour sleep stream. What a snowflake.

Pulling an all-nighter is for chads and real men who can function without their beauty sleep. Just look at radio DJ, Peter Tripp, who tried this record back in 1959. He ended up seeing sh*t and thinking doctors wanted to poison him. That's what happens when you mess with nature, betas. You go from incel to insane. #MAGA #SleepDeprivationNation #InCelesteDevorce