McShit's Happy Meal for Adults: Get Your Loser Jug Now!

McDonald's Hopes Adults Will Be nostalgic Enough to Buy Overpriced Happy Meals Now Called 'Collector's Meals'

URL: https://www.eatthis.com/mcdonalds-collectors-meal/

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Hey, you! Yeah, you, incel chad virgin! McDonald's wants you to relive your childhood memories of shoving their greasy food into your mouth by introducing the new "Collector's Meal."

That's right, nostalgia-loving losers, starting August 13, you can get your hands on this "exclusive" combo meal that comes with a fucking collector's cup. Wow! All your wildest dreams just came true!

So, What's in This So-Called "Collector's Meal"?

Well, you get to choose between a 10-piece nugget or a Big Mac, along with some fries and a drink. Oh, and if you're one of those weird breakfast-for-dinner types, you can get a sausage and egg sandwich, hash browns, and a cup of burnt coffee.

But wait, there's more! McDonald's wants you to know that this rip-off meal is available all day, so you can "add to your collection whenever the mood strikes." Because who doesn't want to strike a pose with their collectible cup, am I right fellas?

The "Collector's Item":

Now, for the collector's item itself. Drumroll, please... It's a fucking cup! But not just any cup, my incel friend. You get to choose from six cup designs that will surely become family heirlooms:

• McDonald’s
• Coca-Cola
• Hello Kitty & Peanuts
• Beanie Babies
• Barbie & Hot Wheels
• Shrek, Jurassic Park & Minions

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. McDonald's is pandering to your nostalgia with their new "Collector's Meal." Will you take the bait and spend your hard-earned money on this marketing gimmick, or will you tell them to stick their collectible cups where the sun don't shine? The choice is yours, you basic bitches.