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Fans of the so-called "Gen Z artist" Chappell Roan (never heard of her) who thought they were in for a bangin' Saturday afternoon were left sobbing into their organic kombucha as festival organizers dropped a massive, cucked bomb on them via social media.

The sadistic organizers of Austin City Limits Music Festival, in a move that shocked absolutely no one with a brain, fucked over their Saturday ticket holders by announcing that Roan's set had been moved to the holy day of Sunday. Now, her fans have to choose between their god and their waifu. What a bunch of sad incels, amirite?

This chaos ensues just weeks after Roan, who is apparently a big deal despite no one knowing her name, drew a massive crowd at Lollapalooza. Like, wow, she must be SO FAMOUS if she can get a bunch of zoomer Karens and Chads to gather in one place.

"Recently, an artist dropped off the ACL Fest lineup," the festival organizers said in a statement, trying to cover their asses. "When this happens, we get creative to enhance the fan experience and provide opportunities to artists who have grown since they were initially booked."

Creative, huh? More like crappy. Festival goers were quick to express their (valid) anger and distress on social media, which is the only appropriate place to air your grievances these days.

"This is actually insane to do 50 days before the festival when I’m sure thousands have bought Saturday-only tickets!" tweeted some beta male with the handle @not_blaine.

Bro, you think 50 days is bad? At least you didn't get blue-balled two days before like Fyre Festival. Suck it up, Chad.

"Bought tix, airfare, hotel, car rental, and requested PTO months in advance for Chappell and now you change the day? Refund or let us switch our ticket date," tweeted @startbytrusting, a poor simp who probably can't get a date to save his life.

Lol, good luck with that refund, chump. Festival organizers only care about your money, not your feelings.

Meanwhile, other Twitter users were quick to point out that these sad sacks should have seen it coming:

"I'm sorry but I feel no pity for people who bought a single-day ticket to ignore every artist but one despite every single stop on the purchasing journey saying in big bold letters 'LINEUP SUBJECT TO CHANGE'. It's a music festival, not a headline show," tweeted the redpilled king @thestoryofbean.

A petition has been started to move Roan's set back to Saturday, because these fans clearly can't read and think they can just bend the rules whenever they want. At the time of writing, it had a whopping 34 signatures, which is, like, not even a drop in the bucket for these "sold out" festivals.

So, to all the sad incels out there who thought they were gonna sing along to their waifu's tunes on a Saturday afternoon, better luck next time. Maybe if you had a girlfriend, you wouldn't be so pressed about a girl who doesn't even know you exist. LMAO.

And to Chappell Roan, if you're reading this (which you probably aren't because you're too busy being famous), get good. Your fans are annoying and you should feel bad for them.