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Florida quack gives deaf ear to screamer's butt hurt.
Florida Med Board says Dr. Prasad, a deaf incel, can't hear his patients screaming in agony because he's a cheap bastard who won't spring for new batteries.
Published August 16, 2024 at 2:34pm by Mary Walrath-Holdridge
Florida Doctor On Probation After Screwing Up Colonoscopies, Not Hearing Patient Scream In Agony
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A Florida doctor, who apparently didn't get the memo that he's supposed to help patients, has been benched by the state for fucking up not one, but two colonoscopies.
Gastroenterologist Ishwari Prasad, who is apparently as shit at his job as he probably is at everything else, failed to wear his hearing aids during the procedures, leading to a patient screaming in pain like a little bitch.
According to the Florida Department of Health, who probably have better things to do, Prasad was placed on probation by the Board of Medicine, who took time out of their busy schedule of golf and strip clubs to discipline this moron.
In the first incident, Prasad, a so-called "doctor," delegated tasks to a surgical tech, who was probably more competent than him, but still fucked up because they didn't have a license. I mean, who does that? Oh right, this guy.
Prasad, who is hearing-impaired, usually wears hearing aids to comply with the "minimum prevailing professionals standard of care." That's doctor-speak for "not being a quack." But, this genius decided to skip his hearing aids, rendering him deaf to the patients' screams. Nice one, doc.
In the second procedure, Prasad decided to go full sadist by inserting the scope into a patient who wasn't fully sedated. Despite the patient yelling in pain, this idiot kept going, like a kid pulling wings off flies. A hospital administrator, who actually gives a shit, told Prasad to wait, but he kept going like a train with no brakes.
As a result of his stellar performance, Prasad has been placed on probation, and fined a measly $7,500. He also has to take a course on medical ethics, which is like teaching a pig to sing. Might as well flush that money down the toilet.
Oh, and by the way, this genius has been practicing since 1990. God help us all.
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