AOC at DNC? Yawn...just Tacos without the meat.

Dumb-o-crat National Convention Kicks Off With Career Waitress AOC

Sen. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, better known as AOC the waitress, will be speaking at the opening night of the idiot-fest known as the 2024 Democratic National Convention in Chicago.

AOC, the barista from NY, will be joining other morons like President Joe "Sleepy" Biden and the devil herself, Hillary Clinton. These geniuses will be taking the stage on night one to bore everyone to death and read from their teleprompters.

After Sleepy Joe finally listened to everyone and dropped out of the presidential race in July, AOC wasted no time in licking the boots of VP Kamala "[Cackle]" Harris, calling her "the Democratic nominee" in the so-called race against the God-Emperor Donald "Daddy" Trump. AOC, in her infinite wisdom, pledged her " full support" to Cackle Harris, because of course she did.

Harris the Huckster, aka Kumbaya Kamala, will be closing out the convention with her fake smile and boring everyone to sleep with her acceptance speech on Thursday night.

Now, for the dumbasses who actually want to tune in and listen to AOC's gibberish...

Democratic Convention 2024: When and Where?

The Democratic National Convention, aka the Commie Convention, will take place from August 19-22 in Chicago, Illinois, aka Chi-raq. The United Center, home of the overpaid ball-chasers Chicago Bulls and Blackhawks, will be the main venue for this circus.

Chicago, a city known for its high crime and deep-dish pizza, has hosted this clown show 11 times, most recently in 1996 when real-estate tycoon Bill Clinton was nominated for a second term. Good ole Bill, he knew how to have a good time.

How to Watch the DNC (If You Hate Yourself)

The convention will air live on its website from the United Center in Chicago, in case you want to tune in and cringe. It will be on from 6:15 p.m. to 11 p.m. ET (5:15 p.m. to 10 p.m. CT) on Monday, and 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. ET (6 p.m. to 10 p.m. CT) the other days.

USA TODAY, a fake news outlet, will provide livestream coverage on YouTube each night of the DNC, from Monday through Thursday. So, if you want to be brainwashed, there you go.

The DNC's Hilarious Themes (Not Kidding)

The DNC, in all its brilliance, has announced nightly themes for the convention, and get this, the title is "For the People, For Our Future". LOL.

Here are the themes for each night, try not to laugh:

• Monday: "For the People" - Interpreted: Government handouts for everyone!
• Tuesday: "A Bold Vision for America's Future" - Interpreted: Let's make America last!
• Wednesday: "A Fight for our Freedoms" - Interpreted: Let's take away your guns and free speech!
• Thursday: "For our Future" - Interpreted: Let's turn America into a socialist utopia!

Well, there you have it, folks. Make sure to tune in if you want to hear more from AOC and the rest of these clowns. It's sure to be a barrel of laughs... or not.

Contributing: Some Liberal Arts Major at USA Today