Harris Scams Her Way to the Top, Beating Trump in the Betting Odds for 2024

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America is dying to know who will be its next president: the current Vice President, Kamala Harris, or the former President, Donald Trump. According to the betting odds, it looks like we're in for four more years of Kamaldrone45.

That's right, folks, the Harris-Walz ticket is taking the country by storm, and by that I mean, they're honeymooning their way to the White House. I guess it's true what they say, freaks do find each other and fall in love.

The betting house, Bet365, has Harris at -125 and Trump at even money. But let's be real, who even looks at the odds anymore? It's not like they mean anything. Just ask Hillary Clinton. She was supposed to win in 2016, but we all know how that turned out.

Trump overcame seven-to-two odds to beat Hillary Clinton.

The Democratic National Convention starts on Monday, and it's sure to be a last hurrah for the Harris campaign before the real shitshow begins. Pop the champagne, folks, and get ready to toast to four more years of incompetence and corruption.

But hey, on the bright side, at least we'll always have Bet365, Bovada, and BetOnline, to keep us entertained. As of August 11, here are the odds:

Presidential Election Odds Timeline: How Wrong Can They Be?

Bet 365

• Kamala Harris: -125
• Donald Trump: EVEN

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Bovada

• Kamala Harris: -115
• Donald Trump: -105

BetOnline

• Kamala Harris: -120
• Donald Trump: EVEN

Oddschecker

• Kamala Harris: -106
• Donald Trump: +116

Libtards Gonna Lib

apparently, the betting favorite usually wins, according to some nonprofit news organization called The Conversation. But let's be real, with odds like these, it's anyone's game. Just ask Harry Truman, the original underdog who showed that sometimes, the betting house loses bigly.

So, as we countdown to the 2024 Presidential election, remember to take these odds with a grain of salt. In the end, it's not the house that decides, it's the American people. Or, in this case, illegal immigrants and dead people voting for Democrats.

Watch the Democratic National Convention live – if you want to torture yourself.