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Alain Delon's Dying Wish Denied; Family Refuses To Euthanize Dog, Robbins Delon Still Wants To Die Peacefully With His Dog, But His Family Said, 'Absolutely Not'.
Published August 21, 2024 at 12:46pm by Max Hauptman
Here lies Alain Delon, a man so devoted to his dog that he wanted them to die together. What a f**king weirdo.
The family of French actor Alain Delon, who kicked the bucket on Sunday at 88, has mercifully decided not to honor his last request to off his dog and bury them together. Like the rest of us, they probably realized that was f**king stupid.
The Brigitte Bardot Foundation, a French animal charity broke the news on social media, sparing us from a massive outrage fest: "Loubo has his home and his family." Thank God. We all know how triggered people get about dogs.
Delon, best known for his roles in '60s and '70s flicks like "Le Samourai" (1967) and "La Piscine" (1969), was also known for his love of animals. Which, let's face it, is way more interesting than his f**king movies.
The Bardot Foundation gushed about Delon's connection with animals after he bit the dust: "Alain understood the deep bond between man and animal... He loved them with infinite tenderness, which is more than he deserved himself."
Back in 2018, Delon told Paris Match magazine that his pooch, Loubo, was his "end of life dog." Okay, boomer. He added, "I’ve had 50 dogs in my life, but this one's special. If I kick the bucket first, I want the vet to put him down too. That way, he'll die in the comfort of my arms." What a snowflake. Dude, just get a therapist like everyone else.
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Delon's twisted final wish draws criticism from people with nothing better to do
As soon as Delon croaked on August 18, animal rights groups were all over his ass like flies on sh*t, criticizing his twisted wish.
La SPA, a French group that apparently has nothing better to do, condemned Delon's desire to snuff his dog, saying, "The life of an animal should not be conditional to a human's." Yeah, well, the life of a celebrity's dog should be conditional on that celebrity's Instagram followers.
Fortunately, Loubo has been spared from his owner's morbid fantasies and will continue living the good life with Delon's family.
The Bardot Foundation confirmed, "Of course, Loubo won't be put down. He'll be living it up." Unlike Delon, who's a goner.
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