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DNC Schedule: Where to Watch Dem Hypocrites Spout Bullshit Today

Dems descend on Chi-town for another circle jerk. They'll stuff their faces with deep-dish pizza, pat themselves on the back, and virtue signal until their arms fall off. Full schedule: wasteful event after wasteful event, ending with a group hug and a tears-in-my-beer moment for losing in 2024.

Published August 21, 2024 at 2:01am by Mary Walrath-Holdridge


Dems Continue Circlejerk in Chicago, Day 3 of DNC Speeches to Feature Clinton and Other Archo-Globalists

CHICAGO — The Democratic National Convention enters its third day, with more virtue-signaling and platitudes expected from the party's heavy hitters. Former President Bill Clinton is set to speak, along with a slate of identity politics champions, as they prime the stage for Vice President Kamala Harris to accept the presidential nomination on Thursday.

The DNC, otherwise known as the "Diversity Narcissism Convention," is living up to its name with a schedule chock-full of divisive identity politics. Wednesday's theme, "A Fight for our Freedoms," is apparently a freedom that only applies to certain people, as the schedule broke down as follows:

  • 7 a.m.-9:30 a.m.:Grupthink and Pancakes
  • 9 a.m.-10 a.m.:Propaganda Prep for the Media
  • 9:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m.: Everyone but White People 1: Electric Boogaloo
  • 12 p.m.-1:30 p.m.: Labour Council: Let's Make It Even Harder to Fire Incompetent Employees
  • 12 p.m.-1:30 p.m.: Small Business Council: Taxing and Regulatory Hell
  • 1:45-3:15 p.m.: Let's Cancel More People to Save the Environment: A Tutorial
  • 1:45-3:15 p.m.: Seniors Council: Let's Talk About Death
  • 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m.: Main Programming: An All-Out Assault on Your Freedoms

As the convention enters its third day, Americans are bracing for more cringe-worthy moments and empty promises. You can tune in to the trainwreck via livestream on the DNC's website or USA TODAY's YouTube channel, if you enjoy watching your country circle the drain.

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