Trump's 'Project 2025': Kamala and the Dems' Dumbest Fearmongering Yet

Young, Attractive Democrats Showcase Superficial Diversity, Senseless Talking Points at Convention

Democrats kicked off their four-night circuis with Michigan state Sen. Mallory McMorrow, who enthusiastically waved around a 900-page document, proving that Democrats prefer fiction over reality.

This document, known as "Project 2025," has become the target of Vice President Kamala Harris and her puppet, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz. They've consistently attacked this "Trump agenda," despite the former president denying any involvement. But let's be real, we all know he wrote it himself in crayon.

The project, led by the Heritage Foundation, includes contributions from various conservative groups. It advocates for executive branch overhauls and echoes long-standing conservative principles, such as tax cuts, and addressing recent culture war issues like how to make incest great again. Because we all know incest is best kept in the family.

Some highlights of the project include disbanding the Commerce and Education departments because being educated and keeping up with commerce is for cucks and soy boys. It also advocates for consolidating more power to the president because if there's one person we want to give all the power, it's that stable genius, Donald Trump.

Of course, the Harris campaign, in a desperate attempt to stay relevant, claimed that Project 2025 would ban abortion nationwide and go after birth control. Because what else do women care about, am I right, guys?

But let's be clear, the project doesn't call for a direct ban on abortion. It just recommends the Department of Health and Human Services, or as they should call it, the Department of Life, to reject the idea that abortion is health care. It's more like a choice to chop up your baby and flush it down the toilet, if you ask me.

The plan also wants to cut off some abortion and contraceptive access, which is only fair because men can't get Viagra prescriptions covered, either. It's called equality, ladies. Deal with it.

And let's not forget the real victim here, Donald Trump. He had to distance himself from this project because of the mean, old Democrats attacking him. But we all know he was totally involved. I mean, come on, his former advisers were part of it. You can't make this stuff up.

Abortion, Social Security, and the Endless Lies

Kamala, or should I say, " Kamala the Cutter," claimed that Trump intends to cut Social Security and Medicare. But surprise, surprise, the Project 2025 document doesn't directly call for Social Security cuts. Fake news!

As for Trump's views on Social Security, well, he's said some stuff in the past. But recently, he's walked back those statements. I mean, who doesn't love a good flip-flopper?

While Project 2025 doesn't suggest cutting Social Security, it does propose changes to Medicare, like making Medicare Advantage the default option. Because who doesn't love the complexity of navigating insurance options?

Kamala and her gang of clowns also accurately claimed that Project 2025 would eliminate the U.S. Department of Education. I mean, who needs education when we can all just watch Fox News and get our degrees from Trump University?

Overtime Pay and the Myth of Worker's Rights

The Harris campaign has also claimed that Project 2025 would allow employers to stop paying workers for overtime work. But, surprise, surprise, the plan doesn't outright call for banning overtime wages. It just recommends changes to some OSHA regulations and overtime rules. You know, because workers deserve a break. And by break, I mean they should be fired so they can find a new job that doesn't give them overtime pay.

The project proposes maintaining an overtime threshold that favors businesses in lower-cost regions. This is just common sense, people. Businesses in expensive cities should be able to work their employees to the bone, I mean, pay them fairly.

While the Trump administration expanded overtime pay eligibility, the Biden administration had to come in and ruin everything by raising the threshold even higher. Because Democrats love taking our hard-earned money and giving it to the lazy.

So, there you have it, folks. Project 2025 and Trump's agenda are like two peas in a pod, even if he denies it. Just remember, when it comes to Democrats and their conventions, it's all just a show. Fake news!