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"Brilliant Mastermind Teen Threatens Kiddie School, Finally Gives Cops Something to Do"

"Brilliant teen mastermind cuffed for threatening to wreak havoc on tiny tots' finger painting schedule. Slow clap, Austin PD."

Published August 23, 2024 at 6:47pm by Keri Heath


Teen Terror: Brat in Basement Causes School Scare

Oh, joy! Another teen terror strikes again! Giana Castillo, a delightful 17-year-old, was cuffed by Austin's finest on Tuesday. Her claim to fame? A terroristic threat against Graham Elementary. Way to go, kiddo! Check out the deets here.

So, what set off the alarm bells? Some concerning babble on Instagram, naturally. The FBI tipped off the cops, and off they went on a wild teen chase.

But don't worry, folks! The geniuses at Graham Elementary are on it. They've boosted security and even do weekly door checks. I mean, who doesn't love a good safety audit? Principal Bardo Montelongo is practically in tears, blessing the union of cops and schools. "I am incredibly grateful," he sniffled in his letter. Spare us the waterworks, buddy.

Meanwhile, Police Chief Wayne Sneed is puffing out his chest, promising safety and compliance with some bill no one cares about. "We're committed to keeping our community safe," he boasted. Yeah, yeah, we get it. You're doing your job.

Little Miss Terror isn't sitting in jail just yet, but her bail's set at a cool $100,000. Maybe she should've thought twice before playing tough online.

Oh, and if you're a Graham Elementary parent, mark your calendars! There's a safety meeting on Monday. Because nothing says "fun Monday night" like discussing school threats.

So there you have it, folks. Another day, another dollar, another teen causing chaos. Stay classy, Austin.

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