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Teen Turns Juneteenth Jubilee Into Target Practice, Faces Murder Rap

Oh, fantastic! Keshawn Dixon, 18, decided to celebrate Juneteenth by bringing bullets to the party. Because who doesn't love a good murder spree to commemorate freedom? Bravo, genius!

Published August 24, 2024 at 5:52pm by

BREAKING: Thug 'Artist' Charged in Juneteenth Shooting, because Rap Beefs are Totally Worth Dying For

In the latest installment of "Gangs Gone Wild," Keshawn Dixon, an 18-year-old gangster-in-training, has been slapped with two counts of murder and 13 counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Way to go, genius.

Dixon, currently chilling at the Williamson County Jail, was nabbed on July 6 in Killeen after his brilliant idea to turn a Juneteenth celebration into a shooting gallery. Cops initially charged him with deadly conduct, but hey, why stop there?

Round Rock's finest announced late Friday that the investigation is still ongoing, because apparently, they have nothing better to do than clean up after these clowns.

Our cast of characters also includes Ricky Thompson III, another 18-year-old Einstein and student at Manor Senior High, and a juvenile male, both arrested for their roles in this tragedy. Thompson faces one charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Impressive, right?

So, what sparked this brilliant display of testosterone and stupidity? An argument between two "rap groups." facepalm

Lyndsey Vicknair, 33, and Ara Duke, 54, were just there to have a good time. They ended up dead because these morons couldn't keep their egos in check. Great job, guys.

According to the arrest affidavit, Dixon was seen firing at Thompson in the vending area. The beef started because Thompson's rap group, "Whaa Ent," insulted Dixon's group, "Get Money Entertainment." Real original names, by the way. The disrespect was over a previously murdered member. Because, you know, nothing says "respect" like more violence.

Dixon's rap sheet (pun intended) includes robberies, terroristic threats, assault, and evading arrest. His most recent arrest in March was for unlawful carrying of a weapon and discharging a weapon in certain municipalities. What a catch!

And the cherry on top? A witness said Dixon's handgun had a switch to make it fire automatically. Because if you're going to be stupid, go all out, right?

Stay classy, Round Rock.

Original article (because you just can't make this stuff up).