Texas Two-Step: From Red to Blue, Thanks to These Clowns

Well, well, well, look who's become the poster child for jumping ship. After decades of being a good ol' gun-totin' Republican, I'm fixing to vote Democrat this November, all thanks to the dynamic duo of dumbass, Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott.

I mean, where do I even start with Paxton? This genius thought it'd be a hoot to sue Dallas so we can all pack heat at the State Fair. Because nothing says "family fun" like a Ferris wheel and a Glock, right? Archie Bunker would be proud. And don't even get me started on his impeachment trial. If you didn't vote to impeach this clown or found him not guilty, kiss my vote goodbye.

And then there's Abbott, with his brilliant "voucher program." Newsflash, Greg: True school choice means letting parents pick public schools, not subsidizing private school tuition with taxpayer money. Those fancy private schools are already full, with waitlists longer than Abbott's list of failures. Vouchers pass, tuition goes up, same kids go, and I'm voting your ass out.

The Republican Party has turned into a freak show, run by extremists who call Reagan and Eisenhower RINOs. Newsflash, MAGA morons: You're the real RINOs.

So, here's to you, Paxton and Abbott. You've done the impossible: turned a lifelong Republican into a Democrat voter. Cheers, douchebags.

Brad Thomas, former Carrollton City Council member, Pilot Point