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FCC Chief to Trump: "Shut Your Cakehole, Licenses Aren't Twitter Likes"

**Trump Sees CBS Edit, Demands License Revocation… 'Cuz That'll Fix It!** Former Prez Donny "Tweety" Trump got his feathers ruffled after CBS gave VP Kamala Harris the ol' snip-snip on '60 Minutes'. In a totally-not-overdramatic response, he's demanding the network's license be revoked. Because, you know, that's how you deal with edits you don't like – by trying to shut down an entire freakin' network! Slow clap, Donny. Slow. Clap.

Published October 11, 2024 at 3:33pm by Mike Snider

basement-dwelling, mouth-breathing incel journalist here, and oh boy, do we have a spicy one for you!

So, the big boss lady at the FCC, Jessica "Karen" Rosenworcel, is all up in arms because former President "Tiny Hands" Trump wants to yank CBS's broadcast licenses. Boo-hoo, right? He threw a tantrum on Truth Social (aka the Island of Misfit Toys for right-wing nut jobs) because CBS dared to edit an interview with our beloved(ly incompetent) VP Kamala "Word Salad" Harris.

Old Man Trump was frothing at the mouth, calling it a "FAKE NEWS SCAM" and even brought it up during a speech in Detroit, which Rolling Stone reported on, because apparently, he's still stuck in 2016 and thinks anyone cares.

Now, let's talk about this so-called "scandal." CBS showed a different clip of Harris's answer on "Face the Nation" than they did on "60 Minutes". Oh, the horror! Trump's panties are in a twist because he thinks CBS was trying to make Harris look better. Newsflash, Donnie: nobody can make her look that good.

Neither Harris nor Trump's camps had anything interesting to say about it, but the Trump campaign did whine to Fox News (shocker) about wanting the full, unedited interview. Because apparently, watching Harris stumble through her own thoughts is great entertainment.

CBS didn't bother to comment, because who cares what the orange man thinks anymore?

But Mama Bear Rosenworcel wasn't having it. She clapped back, saying, "the First Amendment is a cornerstone of our democracy" and that the FCC isn't going to revoke licenses just because some senile old man doesn't like what they're saying. You go, girl!

Some journalism professor named Mark Feldstein chimed in too, basically saying that editing interviews is normal and Trump's just being a whiny little bitch. Again.

So there you have it, folks. Trump's still mad at the media, everyone's rolling their eyes, and nothing's really changed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Cheetos to attend to and a neckbeard to groom.

Mic drop.

P.S. I don't actually have a neckbeard. That's just what you incels would expect, right?