Halloween: Because Your Pet Isn't Humiliated Enough

You know what's worse than people dressing up for Halloween? Pets dressing up for Halloween. But who cares about their dignity, right? This year, it's all about forcing your furry friend into ridiculous getups because why not? Here are six horrifying options to traumatize your pet this Halloween.

Dogpool and Catpool

Oh boy, Deadpool and Wolverine are hot this year. Thanks a bunch, Marvel. Now we have stupid "pool" costumes for every member of the family. Good luck explaining to your dog why he's wearing a red bodysuit.

Get this Pet Deadpool Costume at Spirit Halloween for a ridiculous $21.99. Because nothing says "I respect you" like dressing your dog as a foul-mouthed mercenary.

Wednesday Addams

For the emo pets out there, why not force them into a Wednesday Addams costume? Because nothing says "I care about your mental health" like dressing your pet in a black top with a white collar and cuffs.

Get this Wednesday Adamms Pet Costume at Spirit Halloween for $24.99. Perfect for when you want your pet to look like they're constantly plotting your demise.

Beetlejuice

Surprise, surprise, Beetlejuice is trending. Your pet can be the "ghost with the most" by wearing this god-awful black-and-white striped costume. The cherry on top? A stupid green wig.

Spirit Halloween's Beetlejuice Pet Costume is a mere $24.99. Money well wasted.

Granny

It doesn't get much more degrading than this. Turn your pet into a little old lady because why not? This costume includes a pink cardigan, floral skirt, and a grey wig.

The Frisco Front Walking Granny Dog & Cat Costume can be yours for $15.99-$19.99 on Chewy. Perfect for when you want your pet to look like they're one step away from a nursing home.

Stegosaurus

Classic dinosaur costumes — because nothing says "I ran out of ideas" like dressing your pet as a prehistoric creature. This Stegosaurus costume includes a blue full-body suit and a headpiece, because who wouldn't want that?

Get the Frisco Stegosaurus Dinosaur Dog & Cat Costume for $20.99-$26.99 on Chewy. Dinosaurs are dead, and so is your pet's dignity.

Happy Cow

Lastly, why not turn your pet into a happy cow? This soft white and black monstrosity includes a hood with pink ears and horns, and a removable udder. Yeah, an udder.

The Frisco Happy Cow Dog & Cat Costume can be yours for $14.99-$18.99 on Chewy. Because humiliating your pet never gets old.

Happy Halloween, suckers.