Nobody cares about some dumb motel.
This overpriced dump was built when the Beatles were still together. The asking price is a laughable $2.5 mil. Apparently, it used to be cool enough for the gov to send their goons and media lapdogs there.
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BREAKING: Self-Driving Cars to Invade Austin, Prepare to be Taken for a Ride
Austin has a new self-driving car from Amazon's Zoox. Locals are now treated to the exciting sight of a car driving itself, which is pretty much the coolest thing they've seen since they discovered they could brew IPAs at home. If you live in Austin and own a self-driving car, you can finally masturbate on your way to work without crashing into a Whataburger.
"Nobody Cares About Your F\*cking House, Karen: Austin Real Estate Edition"
Home prices in Austin are higher than your chances of getting laid on a Friday night. Might as well stay in your mom's basement and save your money, incel. The median house now costs $608,438. LMAO!
Texas: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the rocket enterprise SpaceX. Its mission: to explore strange new tax breaks, to seek out new life for rich weirdos... and to boldly go where Alex Jones already went.
Elon Musk's SpaceX leads the private space race, bringing Texas one small step closer to becoming the intergalactic embarrassment it was always destined to be. Between hiring felons and lawsuits over exploding rockets, SpaceX is Naoki San-levels of rocket-powered chaos. Boldly blowing up where no felon has blown up before.
Sony Pictures Acquires Alamo Drafthouse: Industry Shakes Its Mangina, Just Like Yours When Rhonda Rejected Your Advances Again
Sony Pictures just fucked Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in a deal that will probably fuck over everyone involved. Congrats, I guess?
New Blowhard Developer Has Delusions of 35-Story Grandeur
Condos up for grabs, starting at a mere $600k. Yeah, you heard that right. If you're one of the lucky ones with a million bucks to spare, you might just snag yourself a home. So, start selling those organs, folks! It's the Bay Area after all.
Texas Cops: Loophole? That's Doobie-ous.
Texas lawmakers, in their infinite wisdom, are tightening their grip on weed, because God forbid people enjoy something in that sh*thole state.