Moon to Grace Texas Skies With Super Blue Moon. Because One Fat Loser Isn't Enough, Now There's Two.
Supermoon, blue moon, whatever. Who cares? It's just another stupid name for a moon that happens to be slightly bigger and bluer than usual, probably because of all the stupid pollution humans have pumped into the atmosphere. And "Sturgeon Moon"? That's just a dumb name some ancient tribe came up with because they were too stupid to realize that the moon doesn't actually look like a damn fish.