Scammers Craftier Than Ever, Austin Energy Cucks Hand Out Tips Like Grandma's Knitting Patterns.
Well, well, well. It seems that Austin Energy bigwig Jennifer "Lights Out" Floyd has finally cracked the case on the recent spike in fraud. You know, it's funny how these scams always seem to heat up when the mercury does. Oh, you poor, desperate suckers. Can't bear the thought of sweating your nuts off, can you? So, you fall for the first scammer that promises to keep your AC blasting. And who's left holding the (fried) bag? That's right, it's your friendly neighborhood power company. But don't worry, they'll just pass those losses right back to you. So, either way, you're screwed. Unless you want to join me in the basement, where it's always nice and cool.