Watermelon Meth Makes Border Patrol Buffoon Look Like A Melon Farmer
San Diego Gets Two Tons of Uppers, Border Officials Throw Cold Water on Party. Authorities at the San Diego border seized a massive shipment of methamphetamine this week, with a street value of a measly $5 million. That's a lot of missed orgasms and teeth grinding for the cartel. Now the border agents can have a cruel, hyper-alert couple of weeks, but they'll need a hell of a lot more Red Bull to stay at that party.