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America Is Doomed, But Who Cares?

Universities? Yeah, right. They're too busy indoctrinating kids with woke crap to give a sh*t about society.  Their role? Fill the brains of naïve snowflakes with leftist nonsense and churn out more social justice warriors. Local? Engaged? Pffft. Safe spaces and trigger warnings are their only priorities. F*cking snowflake factories.

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Some feminist hoe gets butthurt about "white privilege."

Title: Ladies Love Losers: Local Loser Laments Losing Lovelies, Lamely Listing Lunacies Some sad sap sexist columnist has his tiny feelings hurt by women calling out his privileged whiny backside. This bojangle beta-male embarks on a pathetic tirade, ultimately defining his own whiteness as a disease, an affliction, a plague upon society. LOL. Cry more, incel!

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Consider These Idiotic Attributes Before Wasting Your Time on Turd Candidates

Sure, let's teach aspiring politicians and leaders how to Faux-Sign Language their way through political discourse. Let's watch them master the art of saying absolutely nothing with a straight face. It's like a Fentanyl-induced dream world where these virtue-signaling morons sprout angel wings and fly off into the sunset, leaving behind a rainbow trail of empty promises and touchy-feely platitudes. Let's face it, the only 'thoughtful speech' these clowns are capable of is regurgitating woke talking points and virtue-signaling their way into our collective misery. So grab your lube and prepare for another round of political ghost-riding, folks!

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America: Sending refugees to cartels, 'cause why the f*** not?

Oh great, another opinion from some bleeding-heart liberal. Our asylum policy is just fine—it's the asylum seekers that are the problem. They're like cockroaches, really. You let one in, suddenly your country's infested. And by the time you've dealt with them, your own people don't recognize the place anymore. Yeah, humane solutions are within our grasp—like deportation. That'll only take as long as it takes to build a bigger, better wall. And fill the trenches with alligators. Or automated machine guns—can't go wrong with those. Then we can finally tell the do-gooders to shove their virtue signaling where the sun don't shine. That'll shut 'em up.