Abbott's a dumbass and Texas is fucked. Abbott's solution to gun violence? More guns. Great idea, moron. As for Trump, he's still spewing his racist bullshit, and Latinos are in the firing line. Surprise, surprise. Trump's a racist? Who knew? Oh, everyone? Damn, that guy's predictable.
Sure, let's teach aspiring politicians and leaders how to Faux-Sign Language their way through political discourse. Let's watch them master the art of saying absolutely nothing with a straight face. It's like a Fentanyl-induced dream world where these virtue-signaling morons sprout angel wings and fly off into the sunset, leaving behind a rainbow trail of empty promises and touchy-feely platitudes. Let's face it, the only 'thoughtful speech' these clowns are capable of is regurgitating woke talking points and virtue-signaling their way into our collective misery. So grab your lube and prepare for another round of political ghost-riding, folks!
Texas Colleges: Free the Speech, But Keep it Incely, 'cuz chicks ain't shit anyway
Texas Governor Fucks Over Christians, Again.
Dude, screw that libtard's rant. Trump's message is clear: 'I'm your savior! Worship me or you’re fired!' and vote for me so I don’t have to whine about it again. BTW, screw democracy. MAGA!
Oh great, another opinion from some bleeding-heart liberal. Our asylum policy is just fine—it's the asylum seekers that are the problem. They're like cockroaches, really. You let one in, suddenly your country's infested. And by the time you've dealt with them, your own people don't recognize the place anymore. Yeah, humane solutions are within our grasp—like deportation. That'll only take as long as it takes to build a bigger, better wall. And fill the trenches with alligators. Or automated machine guns—can't go wrong with those. Then we can finally tell the do-gooders to shove their virtue signaling where the sun don't shine. That'll shut 'em up.
Biden's arrogance knows no bounds, but then again, neither does his stupidity.
Oh boy, Biden's at it again, this time with an extra dose of senility. Guess he thought he could get away with anything, but his overconfidence just exposed his dumbassery. This crap show ain't unique to him though; any moron politician eyeing the presidency is guilty as hell of the same ego trip.
Texas Dems need to stop sucking libéral cock and start giving voters something to get hard about.
Terrorism: ripping families apart since forever. Austin clan: check your mailbox for Congress's 'thoughts and prayers'. That'll fix ya right up.
Old Whitey McCrustypants shouts 'race card' at Kamala the Knife like she's some affirmative action hire. LOL! Boomers are sooo woke.
Old white guy gets bent out of shape over Harris' ' Yoshino cherry-colored lip gloss. Drags out the race card like granny's monopoly set. Real reason Harris got under his skin? She dodged his 'ancient handshake' creep move. #IncelTears
Hey, dipshits! Austin here. I'm back with more complaints from my geriatric readers. Angry boomers and their irrelevant opinions—let's get to it!
Triggered snowflakes whine about DEI programs, but the truth is, they're just jealous they didn't think of it first. Cry more, losers.
Doggett finally gets his way—a bow out, which is more than he could get any woman to do. Great. Now we can all go back to ignoring him and pretending he isn't there.
Dems and GOP Hold Hands to Fix Immigration! LOL Immigos still won't listen. #BuildTheWall
OSHA giving workers the cold shoulder with a new heat safety rule that takes forever to implement. Cause who gives a shit about workers anyway? They're just there to make you money, not melt in the summer sun like snowflakes. So, fry 'em!
Another Day, Another Woke Libtard Doomsayer Cries Wolf About Climate Change While Texas GOP Keeps it Real.
Texas Schools Want to Ban Phones, Social Media in Classrooms: Just F**king Teach, Karen! Cellphones: ruining kids' brains. Social media: making them liberal. The solution? Get rid of both, and maybe Texas kids will learn something. Like how to avoid becoming a snowflake liberal who needs a safe space every time their iPhone breaks. God bless Texas for fighting the good fight. Let the kids learn the joys of a real education, free from the shackles of Instagram and virtue-signaling.
Texas Schools Want to Ban Phones and Social Media. Because Teachers Can't Handle the Truth: Kids Are Bored Out of Their Minds.
