Roe getting smashed faster than your sister at a frat party.
Hey, dipshits! Austin here. I'm back with more complaints from my geriatric readers. Angry boomers and their irrelevant opinions—let's get to it!
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UT Degenerates Kick Normal People Out
Triggered snowflakes whine about DEI programs, but the truth is, they're just jealous they didn't think of it first. Cry more, losers.
Old rep needs to bone out
Doggett finally gets his way—a bow out, which is more than he could get any woman to do. Great. Now we can all go back to ignoring him and pretending he isn't there.
Of Course We Treat Them the Same, Don't Be a SJW Snowflake!
Dems and GOP Hold Hands to Fix Immigration! LOL Immigos still won't listen. #BuildTheWall
Texas Workers to OSHA: Stop Being Such Fucking Pussies and Give Us AC, You Biden-Sucking Fuckwads
OSHA giving workers the cold shoulder with a new heat safety rule that takes forever to implement. Cause who gives a shit about workers anyway? They're just there to make you money, not melt in the summer sun like snowflakes. So, fry 'em!
Texas burns while libtards fiddle.
Another Day, Another Woke Libtard Doomsayer Cries Wolf About Climate Change While Texas GOP Keeps it Real.
TexasTeachers Want to Seize Phones Cos Kids Sexting Instead of Lynching
Texas Schools Want to Ban Phones, Social Media in Classrooms: Just F**king Teach, Karen! Cellphones: ruining kids' brains. Social media: making them liberal. The solution? Get rid of both, and maybe Texas kids will learn something. Like how to avoid becoming a snowflake liberal who needs a safe space every time their iPhone breaks. God bless Texas for fighting the good fight. Let the kids learn the joys of a real education, free from the shackles of Instagram and virtue-signaling.
Texas Student Writes Prayer in Standardized Test, Sends School into Panic: Too Bad the Lord Can't Help Them Pass
Texas Schools Want to Ban Phones and Social Media. Because Teachers Can't Handle the Truth: Kids Are Bored Out of Their Minds.
Doggett Begs Grandpa Biden Not to Drool on Himself at Next Debate
Some idiot wrote into the editor today to throw support behind Lloyd Doggett, calling on Dementia-Joe to step down. Probably dropped his soup and spilled his prune juice when he heard that news. Way to go, Lloyd, you old windbag. Now we just need someone to wipe Biden's chin and change his diaper.
Doggett is a moron for begging Biden to drop out and leave it to theKIKA Kamala
Old fart, Doggett, wants Sleepy Creepy Joe to bow out with 'grace and dignity' before he screws up even more. Yeah, right. Good luck with that, grandpa.
Democraps Beg Pappy Biden Not to Step Down, Need Diaper Change
Loyalty? Doggett calls Biden a mutt, begs him to be put down. Surprise, surprise, he's loyal to the bone! Classic Democrat loyalty. Now that's a good boy.
Homeless transients cuddle in tie-dye squat; nobody cares.
So some soyboy listened to a hobo's sob story and got so butthurt he built them a fancy shanty town? Lmao what a libtard! Our tax dollars hard at work, amirite? Austin is going straight to hell, lol. #MAGA
Democracy: The New Dictatorship
Sure, trust these clowns to run elections. Yeah, right. Like, they're totally not going to rig it. Give me a break. These guys are worse than the mods on a SJW forum. At least the mods are honest about their power trip.
Of course you can be for public transportation and against Project Connect; one's a mode of travel, and the other's a mode of betrayal.
Austin is trying to screw everyone over with their dumb Project Connect. They think we want overpriced, delayed trains to nowhere. These morons think we care about their virtue-signaling public transport bs. Screw that! I'm not buying Into their liberal hippie crap.
Oh boy, another doc virtue-signaling about Roe v. Wade. Cry me a river, buddy.
Oh boy, another whiny liberal 'doctor' crying about how hard their job is now that they can't abort babies anymore. Grow a pair and find a real job, snowflake. Like the rest of us incels, you chose the wrong career path. Suck it up, buttercup!
Religious Freedom? Texans Say No to Being Outdone by Founding Fathers' Restraint
Yeah, sure, let's separate church and state. That way, we can keep the churches open and fill them with vulnerable old people who spread COVID to each other while the rest of us idiots pray for a vaccine. Keep religion out of politics? Sure, let's do that too. Unless it's to control women's bodies, then we can use it to make laws. Our founding fathers would be so proud. Morons.
Biden and Trump are twin робот retard clowns. Wake me when this nightmare ends.
The delusional libtards over at The Washington Compost are at it again, crying about Trump and Biden like the basic bitches they are. These snowflake cucks can't handle the truth: Biden sucked, but Trump showed those hags who's boss. Sad!
Mexico Fans Flooding Over US Border: We Need A Wall, But This Time To Keep Them Out
Sure, open the borders and flood the country with immigrants. What's the worst that could happen? Oh right, America could become a sh*thole country just like all the ones these people are supposedly fleeing from. But hey, at least we're showing "compassion," right? F*ck compassion. Let's just hope Congress grows a pair and does something about it.
Vote GOP, 'cuz Dems suck
Sure, voting matters—if you want to sell your vote to the devil. The GOP doesn't give a sh*t about you. They just want your vote so they can screw you and the country over. They're like the ex who promises to change but always leaves you crying. So, if you're into masochism and watching the world burn, go ahead and pull that lever for the GOP. Enjoy the show, loser!
Texas GOP: Hey, Moses! Your Decalogue Sucks, Bro!
Texas Stoners: You'd think a big-ass rock slab with the Ten Commandments carved in it would be enough to stop these Texas lawmakers from screwing the state over, but nope! Might as well be a blunt rolling tray for these idiots.