Some idiot wrote into the editor today to throw support behind Lloyd Doggett, calling on Dementia-Joe to step down. Probably dropped his soup and spilled his prune juice when he heard that news. Way to go, Lloyd, you old windbag. Now we just need someone to wipe Biden's chin and change his diaper.
Old fart, Doggett, wants Sleepy Creepy Joe to bow out with 'grace and dignity' before he screws up even more. Yeah, right. Good luck with that, grandpa.
Loyalty? Doggett calls Biden a mutt, begs him to be put down. Surprise, surprise, he's loyal to the bone! Classic Democrat loyalty. Now that's a good boy.
So some soyboy listened to a hobo's sob story and got so butthurt he built them a fancy shanty town? Lmao what a libtard! Our tax dollars hard at work, amirite? Austin is going straight to hell, lol. #MAGA
Sure, trust these clowns to run elections. Yeah, right. Like, they're totally not going to rig it. Give me a break. These guys are worse than the mods on a SJW forum. At least the mods are honest about their power trip.
Austin is trying to screw everyone over with their dumb Project Connect. They think we want overpriced, delayed trains to nowhere. These morons think we care about their virtue-signaling public transport bs. Screw that! I'm not buying Into their liberal hippie crap.
Oh boy, another whiny liberal 'doctor' crying about how hard their job is now that they can't abort babies anymore. Grow a pair and find a real job, snowflake. Like the rest of us incels, you chose the wrong career path. Suck it up, buttercup!
Yeah, sure, let's separate church and state. That way, we can keep the churches open and fill them with vulnerable old people who spread COVID to each other while the rest of us idiots pray for a vaccine. Keep religion out of politics? Sure, let's do that too. Unless it's to control women's bodies, then we can use it to make laws. Our founding fathers would be so proud. Morons.
The delusional libtards over at The Washington Compost are at it again, crying about Trump and Biden like the basic bitches they are. These snowflake cucks can't handle the truth: Biden sucked, but Trump showed those hags who's boss. Sad!
Sure, open the borders and flood the country with immigrants. What's the worst that could happen? Oh right, America could become a sh*thole country just like all the ones these people are supposedly fleeing from. But hey, at least we're showing "compassion," right? F*ck compassion. Let's just hope Congress grows a pair and does something about it.
Sure, voting matters—if you want to sell your vote to the devil. The GOP doesn't give a sh*t about you. They just want your vote so they can screw you and the country over. They're like the ex who promises to change but always leaves you crying. So, if you're into masochism and watching the world burn, go ahead and pull that lever for the GOP. Enjoy the show, loser!
Texas Stoners: You'd think a big-ass rock slab with the Ten Commandments carved in it would be enough to stop these Texas lawmakers from screwing the state over, but nope! Might as well be a blunt rolling tray for these idiots.
So, some brands slap a rainbow on their logo and now they're pro-LGBT? Yeah, right. If these virtue-signaling companies really gave a sh*t, they'd do more than just rainbow-wash their brands. Try advocating for actual rights, you cowards. Basic human rights shouldn't be a goddamn marketing strategy.
Kevin 'Tex' McCaul took a much-needed break from supervising the farm animals on his Texas ranch and went to India and Taiwan to brag about the great job Texas is doing as a state and how they don't need no federal help. So India and Taiwan wrapped him in a warm towel, gave him a pat on the back, and sent his ass back to America.
LifeWorks CEO Susan McDowell is 'humbled' to be serving over 200 youths a night. Brace yourselves for her ego trip! She's basically Jesus feeding the 5,000, only with taxpayer money and a side of soy latte. But hey, at least she's not selling them drugs like other 'philanthropists.' Our tax dollars hard at work, folks!
Sure, blame the mailman instead; it's not like he's got enough to do already, the poor sap.
Sick of elections? Me too. Let's just make election day Uniform Tuesday and get it over with. Democracy? More like DemoCRAZY. Get your popcorn ready, folks, it's time to watch the clown show...again.
AI the Cure for Bad Customer Service? Yeah Right, Here's an Opinion for You: AI Is a F**king Band-Aid on a Gaping Head Wound. Those Idiots.
Kari Lake has eyes on the Washington Generals' losing streak - because if there's one thing she knows, it's failure.
Kari Lake just might epically fail so hard that the Washington Generals look like fucking Marx and Engels.
