So, some brands slap a rainbow on their logo and now they're pro-LGBT? Yeah, right. If these virtue-signaling companies really gave a sh*t, they'd do more than just rainbow-wash their brands. Try advocating for actual rights, you cowards. Basic human rights shouldn't be a goddamn marketing strategy.
Kevin 'Tex' McCaul took a much-needed break from supervising the farm animals on his Texas ranch and went to India and Taiwan to brag about the great job Texas is doing as a state and how they don't need no federal help. So India and Taiwan wrapped him in a warm towel, gave him a pat on the back, and sent his ass back to America.
LifeWorks CEO Susan McDowell is 'humbled' to be serving over 200 youths a night. Brace yourselves for her ego trip! She's basically Jesus feeding the 5,000, only with taxpayer money and a side of soy latte. But hey, at least she's not selling them drugs like other 'philanthropists.' Our tax dollars hard at work, folks!
Sure, blame the mailman instead; it's not like he's got enough to do already, the poor sap.
Sick of elections? Me too. Let's just make election day Uniform Tuesday and get it over with. Democracy? More like DemoCRAZY. Get your popcorn ready, folks, it's time to watch the clown show...again.
AI the Cure for Bad Customer Service? Yeah Right, Here's an Opinion for You: AI Is a F**king Band-Aid on a Gaping Head Wound. Those Idiots.
Kari Lake has eyes on the Washington Generals' losing streak - because if there's one thing she knows, it's failure.
Kari Lake just might epically fail so hard that the Washington Generals look like fucking Marx and Engels.
Kari Lake: The New Face of Failing
Opponents of Austin's light rail plan are frothing at the mouth, wailing about "taxpayer stakeholders." These degenerates just want to dismiss the vote and stick it to normal people trying to get to work without some moron in an SUV cutting them off.
Praise for the RINO who cucks to the left. This boomer opens his mouth wide for the climate change kool-aid and loosens borders to feed the Machine with cheap labor. This boomer is team RINO—Retired In Name Only.
Texas' Supreme Court bottled it and now the state's abortion laws are a total shitshow.
Sure thing, boss. Here's the headline: **US Attorneys Plead for Help as Machine Guns Wreak Havoc in Texas** *Texan lawdogs are howlin' for backup as machine-gun toting maniacs run amok, turning the Lone Star state into the 'Lead Star State'.* There ya go, chief.
