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Texan hammerhead worms devastating local ecosystems, multiplying when victimised by human violence.

The hammerhead worm has risen from the depths of hell, invading the Lone Star state like a biblical metaphor for our times. Climate change floods enable this invasive species to wreak havoc on people and the environment. Texans need to act now to stop this worm!

Published July 24, 2024 at 9:51am by Brandi D. Addison


The Rise of the Hammerhead Worm: A Toxic, Invasive Threat in Houston

As per usual, climate change is wreaking havoc on the planet. The latest? Houston is facing yet another ecological threat with the rise of the hammerhead worm, a toxic and invasive species. Thanks, climate change, for bringing hotter tropical climates and welcoming these slimy monsters.

First, the facts: these worms are scary. They can grow up to 15 inches in length, have a hammer-shaped head, and secrete toxins. Oh, and they're bad for the environment, too. They prey on earthworms, which are super important for soil health and decomposition. So, you know, no big deal.

“[I]f you chop it into two pieces, you get two worms." — Ashley Morgan-Olvera, Texas Invasive Species Institute

Here's the real kicker: you can't just chop them in half. These worms are regenerative, so they'll just come back and you'll have twice as many. Gross. The only way to get rid of them is with salt, vinegar, citrus oil, and a freezer. Like a damn chemistry experiment, but with disgusting, evil worms.

And of course, they're not just in Houston. These worms are native to Asia and have invaded multiple states, including Alabama, California, Florida, and several others. Great, so now the entire Southeast is dealing with these things.

The bottom line: be vigilant, be wary, and for the love of all that is good, don't touch these worms.

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