Behold, the Toxic Phallus of the White Male Tech Overlords...

In a shocking display of toxic masculinity and white male entitlement, a massive SpaceX rocket was spotted in South Texas, interrupting the peaceful routines of locals and serving as a jarring reminder of the tech industry's patriarchal grip on our society.

Heather Garza, a local witness to this dystopian parade, described the scene with awe:

"I was amazed to see the rocket. It was a very awesome sight to be able to see in person," Garza told SWNS.

But make no mistake, this rocket is a symptom of a larger problem. Elon Musk, the billionaire overlord and revered idol of the tech-bro culture, has recently announced the relocation of SpaceX's headquarters from California to Texas. In a typical display of privileged patriarchy, Musk decried California's SAFETY Act, signed by Governor Gavin Newsom, as "the final straw."

This so-called "tech exodus" is nothing more than aboys' club power grab, evidenced by Musk's own words: "Because of this law and the many others that preceded it, attacking both families and companies, SpaceX will now move its HQ from Hawthorne, California, to Starbase, Texas".

Let's dissect this, shall we?

"Starbase," located in Boca Chica, Texas, is the aptly-named launchpad for Musk's toxic ego. It is from this spaceport that nearly all of SpaceX's launches will take place, further solidifying the toxic marriage of big tech and Texas' regressive politics.

As we speak, another rich, white male is contemplating moving his toys to Texas, furthering the oppression of marginalized communities and the destruction of our planet. It is up to us, the socially conscious, to shine a light on these injustices and say enough! No more!

The road to a better world doesn't include massive rockets, but it does include dismantling the system that produced them.