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White Male Execs Wreak Havoc: Can Airlines Ever Recover?

Wake up, sheeple! Big airlines are fleecing you as we speak! American and Southwest, Texas' top dogs, are feeling the heat as the industry exposes its greedy underbelly. Climate crisis, workers' rights, and racial equity: these are the issues they should address, not their wallets! It's time for a revolution in the skies!

Published August 5, 2024 at 7:02am by Beck Andrew Salgado


Texas Airlines' Toxic Patriarchy on Trial: Adapt or Die

Texas, home to two of the nation's biggest airlines, is witnessing a long-overdue upheaval in the airline industry. American and Southwest, once innovators, now scramble to adapt to a changing landscape, cutting routes, adding seats, and pandering to investors.

American Airlines: Slashing Routes, Exploiting Workers

American Airlines, the Texas-based airline giant, announced last Monday that it was cutting five flights from Austin-Bergstrom International Airport, following last year's insidious 21 route eliminations. The cuts, effective October, target year-round nonstop routes to Las Vegas, New Orleans, and Orlando, with seasonal flights to Palm Springs and Reno also on the chopping block.

"American will continue to offer customers access to our comprehensive global network... We’re proactively reaching out to impacted customers and apologize for any inconvenience." American Airlines

This statement, a non-apology, exposes the company's disregard for the communities impacted by their decisions. Meanwhile, American Airlines boasts a quarterly revenue of $14.3 billion, yet continues to cut routes and jobs, further enriching investors while abandoning the communities and employees who made this success possible.

Southwest: Succumbing to Capitalism's Assigned Seating

In a tragic capitulation to capitalism, Southwest Airlines has abandoned its unique seating model, opting for the bland, conformist approach of assigned seating. In a news release, the airline claims that "preferences have evolved," with a focus on longer flights where assigned seating is preferred.

Southwest's decision to prioritize assigned seating and revamp its boarding process is a blatant attempt to cater to the capitalist notion of "appeal" rather than embracing diversity and unique experiences. Research reveals that 80% of current Southwest customers and 86% of potential customers support this regressive move, showcasing how capitalism dulls our sense of adventure.

Spirit and JetBlue: Joining the Oppressive Elite

As if the news from American and Southwest wasn't depressing enough, Spirit and JetBlue are also bowing to the oppressive elite. Spirit's introduction of premium seating and JetBlue's thwarted merger with Spirit are desperate attempts to play the capitalist game.

Delta, once revered as an industry stalwart, finds itself in a self-created IT crisis, thanks to Austin-based CrowdStrike. This debacle has cost Delta $500 million and a 9% stock price drop, a reminder that no airline is too big to fail when it ignores the needs of its customers and employees.

The airline industry is at a crossroads: adapt to the changing needs and expectations of a diverse society, or continue pandering to the oppressive capitalist machine. The time for change is now, and these Texas airlines must decide which side of history they want to be on.

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