National Dog Day: Capitalism's Latest Ploy to Make You Spend Money on Your Furry Overlords

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! It's National Dog Day, which means it's time to shower your furry little capitalist dictators with more stuff they probably don't need. But hey, who are we to judge? We're just here to tell you how to spend that hard-earned cash.

So, if you've been thinking about changing up your dog's diet (because apparently, kibble isn't good enough anymore), our overlords experts at Reviewed are big fans of Spot & Tango's ridiculously expensive but nutritious dog food and treats. And guess what? You can try this fresh food for a steal. Well, not really a steal, but 50% off your first order. Isn't that amazing? You'll even get a free tote in your first box if you sign up for meal deliveries today! Because God forbid you use the hundreds of totes you already have.

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Receive a free tote (oh joy!) and 50% off your first box of Spot and Tango dog food when you order today. Shop Spot and Tango and watch your bank account cry.

How does Spot & Tango work?

To start your journey into poverty with Spot & Tango, you take a three-minute quiz about your dog’s breed, age, weight, activity level, and health conditions. Based on your answers, Spot & Tango will recommend a custom meal plan that'll make you question why you're not eating as well as your dog. You don't have to fuss about measuring and meal prep, as each order is prepared by animal nutritionists and DMVs (yes, that's a thing) to calculate exact portions for your pup's optimal calorie needs. All you need to do is give your dog their personalized scoop and try not to faint when you see the credit card bill.

Is Spot & Tango good dog food?

We think so! I mean, it's not like we've tasted it, but our experts love the nutritious ingredients. Our tester also noted that Spot & Tango helped her pup lose weight. So, it could be a great option to help your furry friend maintain a healthy weight. Or you could, you know, exercise with your dog, but who has time for that?

What do vets think about Spot & Tango dog food?

Spot & Tango’s recipes are approved by the Association of American Feed Control Officials (AAFCO) and their kitchens are USDA-certified. The recipes are formulated by veterinary nutritionists and use simple, human-grade whole food ingredients from U.S. suppliers. Because apparently, our dogs are now food snobs.

How much is Spot & Tango?

UnKibble meal plans start at $1 per day and Fresh meal plans start at $2 per day. Prices will vary depending on your exact meal plan, but right now, you can save 50% on your first order when you sign up with our special link. Isn't that generous?

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