OMG Texas, WTF: Your Weird Laws Are Breaking the Internet

Buckle up, buttercups! Texas, in all its Lone Star glory, has some laws that'll make you say, "Say what now?" Don't worry, we've got the tea on these legal curiosities.

So, what crazy laws are we talking about? How about this one: flirting with your eyes could land you in hot water in certain parts of the state. Yes, you read that right—your smoldering gaze might be illegal! 👀🔥 And if you're cruising around without a windshield but with windshield wipers, you better get those wipers fixed, stat! Because, priorities, right? 🚗💨

Now, before you go full Karen and start a Facebook group, some of these so-called "laws" are just myths or bills that never made it to the finish line. Shocking, we know.

According to HG.org, here are 15 of the most bizarre laws (or rumors) that Texas has on the books. Spoiler alert: not all of them are actually laws, because 2023.

Stay woke, folks! And remember, when in Texas, don't blink too seductively. You've been warned. 😂🌟