Oh, Now Y'all Care? A Year Later, Austin Finally Remembers Israel Attack

Oh, hey there, Austin! Remember last year when Hamas decided to throw a deadly shitstorm in Israel, annihilate homes, kill 1,200 people, and take over 250 hostages? Yeah, that was exactly a year ago. But don't worry, folks just finally managed to roll out of bed and mosey down to the Dell Jewish Community Center to commemorate the tragedy. Better late than never, right? 🤦‍♀️

The center was all decked out with yellow flowers – sunflowers, roses, tulips, you name it. Because nothing says "we're sorrowfully remembering a deadly attack" like a fresh bouquet, amirite? There were memorials, pictures of those killed, flags at half-staff, and Israeli flags with yellow ribbons. Touching.

Gov. Greg "Let's Build a Border Wall" Abbott even showed up, boldly declaring his support for Israel and asking everyone to remember the American hostages. "The goal is, in part, to be here today ... as we remember the horrors of what happened exactly one year ago," he said. Gee, thanks, Greg. Way to state the obvious. 🙄

Abbott went on to say that Israel must be allowed to eliminate Hamas and Hezbollah, the U.S. must support Israel, and all hostages must be returned. Brilliant strategic analysis there, Governor. Meanwhile, the crowd ate it up, applauding and even shedding a few tears. One representative from the Bring Them Home Now org gave Abbott a dog tag, and he held it up like a freaking Olympic gold medal. 🏅

Throughout the day, people did yoga, talked, and mourned together. Shockingly, there was even a teacher leading students through the memorials, explaining the lives lost. Because, you know, nothing says " field trip fun" like learning about a massacre. 🚌

Daniel Septimus, rabbi and CEO of Shalom Austin, said what the Jewish community needs now is "love and support." Well, duh. But hey, at least he's putting it out there. He also mentioned that the community feels isolated and has experienced antisemitism in schools, city hall, and politics. Ya don't say. 😢

Jackie Nierenberg from the Anti-Defamation League emphasized the importance of empathy, nuance, and dialogue. Because, apparently, some people still don't understand the Jewish connection to Israel or their indigenous roots. heads desk 🤦‍♀️

Various rabbis spoke about their communities' challenges, fears for safety, and their unwavering commitment to supporting Israel. Despite the grief and isolation, many speakers also spoke of hope – optimism for the hostages to return, wishes for peace, and faith that the community can come together and heal.

So, yeah, Austin. Thanks for finally showing up. Now let's see if you can keep this energy going and, you know, actually do something to support our Jewish friends. 💪