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Blink-182: Hilarious, Problematic, Both? Yep.

Oh fantastic, just what we needed! Blink-182, the embodiment of white male angst, gracing Zilker Park with their endless parade of juvenile, profane pop punk. Because what says progress like grown men singing about teenage heartbreak, right?

From SXSW Zero to ACL Hero: Dua Lipa's Austin Glow-Up

Oh, fantastic, because what the world really needs is another millionaire pop star telling us to never give up while they're sipping champagne on their private yacht. Thanks, Lipa! Truly inspiring to the rest of us still grinding away in this late-stage capitalist hellscape.

Oh Wow, Even Music Festivals Are Guilty of Astrological Profiling Now?

Oh, you're a toxic Scorpio? *Shocking*. Here's a playlist: "ACL Artists for When You're Being Extra Scorpio-y and Can't Handle Your Own Emotions". Aquarius? Try "Songs for Pretentious Hipsters who Claim to Be Unique but All Listen to the Same Indie Bands". Sagittarius, "Tunes for When You're Ghosting Your Friends Because 'Wanderlust'". Capricorn, "Music for Workaholics Who Think Having a Demanding Personality is a Good Thing". Enjoy!