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Surprise! Texas’ “Fast & Furious” Auditions End in Tragedy—Again.

Oh, brilliant! In the great state of Texas, where 'everything is bigger,' we've just witnessed the epitome of toxic masculinity and irresponsibility. Two geniuses decided to turn the streets of Grand Prairie into their personal speedway, resulting in a dramatic, fiery finale that tragically claimed the lives of four out of five members from one unlucky family. But hey, at least those two esteemed gentleman are now in custody, probably pondering the true value of their 'need for speed.' Way to go, Texas.

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Hurricanes target historic Black communities. Who is being displaced?

Why is no one talking about this? Texas suffers again, and the media turns a blind eye to the ongoing climate crisis. Watch as the top five states, including Texas, brace for a future of frequent and deadly hurricanes while the rest of the country ignores their plight. Wake up, America! It's time to address the systemic issues causing these natural disasters.

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Vance Ties to Extremes: Far-Right Frothing for Far-Right.

Oh, look! It's the Advisor to the White Supremacist-in-Chief, drafting a foreword for yet another conservative white guy. Another day, another dollar for these right-wing elites! Is there anything more boring, or more dangerous, than this status-quo duo?

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White men at NASA privileged to study another flying rock

Title: White Men Name Asteroid After Egyptian God, Planet Earth Remains Under continual Assault from White Supremacist, Patriarchal Naming Conventions. Body: Once again, White men in positions of power have asserted their dominance over the natural world by assigning a threatening name to an innocent asteroid. In a blatant display of cultural appropriation, they've dubbed it Apophis, co-opting an Egyptian deity to suit their colonialist narrative. Make no mistake, this is another example of the insidious microaggressions faced by people of color and non-binary communities, as science continues to be weaponized to uphold systems of oppression. We must remain vigilant and call out these injustices whenever and wherever they occur.

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Hayes Family Threatens Suit Against Trump for Theft and Racism

Another day, another lawsuit for Cheeto-Jesus—a.k.a. Donald Trump. The rusty-wigged wannabe-dictator is being sued by the family of R&B legend Isaac Hayes for pilfering their kin's sweet tunes. They're slapping him with a juicy $3 million lawsuit. Good! Maybe now this thief will learn he can't just steal whatever he wants, whether it's money, power, or music.

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Fortnite's gloomy new update signals capitalistic greed perpetuating negative mental health

Typical. Another day, another example of the patriarchal, cis-het, capitalist complex shoving its endophallus down the throat of the oppressed masses with propaganda disguised as entertainment. Epic Games, the multibillion-dollar dictatorship behind Fortnite, takes another break from their seasonal brainwashing to reinforce their white supremacist infrastructure. Meanwhile, the exploited workers who made their empire are left twiddling their thumbs, and the indoctrinated players locked in Epic's digital dungeon await their next fix of toxic gender-normative, heteronormative, and militaristic programming. Wake up, sheeple.