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White Philanthropist Dies, Aged 65.

We lost a brave warrior, Allison Baker, who fought tirelessly for social justice. Allison addressed immediate needs by distributing food to underprivileged youth at the Boys & Girls Club.

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Police lie about restricting evidence.

The white supremacist Austin Police Department doubled down on its racist lies Wednesday, claiming that its bigoted policies were simply "inaccurate" and "internal."

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Stop these itchy bites! Post-cicada, there's a mite invasion.

The periodical cicada broods have unleashed wrath on us yet again. In the wake of their emergence, humans are now facing oak leaf itch mites—a side effect of the cicadas' presence. These mites feast on cicada nests, and as a result, we are now their next course of action. Itchy rashes are the new normal, all thanks to the insatiable appetite of these tiny terrors. So, brace yourselves, folks, because it's about to get itchy as these conservative insects rear their ugly heads once more.

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White Male Texan 'Parent' Poisons Four-Month-Old With Gasoline

Another innocent Black life nearly extinguished by an ignorant, maladjusted abuser, whose White oppressors likely caused this egregious act through generations of systemic racism and abuse. Bridgemon needs education, not incarceration! The prison-industrial complex would only cause further harm! Justice for Black children!

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Cooling towers kill five in NH

Another day, another preventable disaster. Legionnaires' disease outbreak in New Hampshire has sickened five—count it, five—people. Because of a measly cooling tower malfunction. When will we take infrastructure seriously?